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Monday, March 2, 2009
A short post between chores...
A-level results for 2008 are going to be released by this Friday. Err... good luck I guess...
Monday, February 16, 2009
In memory of Soviet Troops in Alfghanistan
This is to all the brave soldiers who tried to bring law and order, peace and prosperity to the tribal and violent hellhole that is Alfghanistan. Unfortunately the fascist imperialistic scum from the capitalist hellhole of which is known as USA prefered to have Alfgans fighting and killing one another. Well, its good that these same capitalist dogs have problem of pacifing the same region, no doubt due to their schiznophrenic actions.
Post-Script: This was supposed to be posted earlier, but I had problems connecting to the internet. My apologies.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Sharp Spike in Activity!?!!
Yes I know what all you revolutionaries must be thinking. No news since the outburst last year, and then 4 posts (including this one) in just one day?
I amit it, it was tiring after the convention and campaigns... but it is nice to return back to crating great works for our great cause.
So here go thanks to the people involved:
Comrade Tan for much of the logistics and misc stuff.
Chairman Selverajan for proofreading... and being the slapstick some of the time.
Che Jr for being the slapstick all of the time.
We will reaffirm our commitments long journey to bring a new milestone to humanity. No light will not shine down and solve this problem, every step taken, every brick laid, every word spoken, every weapon swung has to be done by ourselves. Oh yes, no hope, as it is the first step to dissapointment.
And to those who I have forgotten, I'm not apologising, its Comrade Tan's fault.
Marshall MABR
Ret Generalismo of DPR12S
General Secetary of Last Communist Stronghold
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Monday, February 9, 2009
B.C. or B.C.E. , and Other Misguided BS from Atheist
When was the last time you heard someone trying to make a point of describing a particular date with the words "common era"? And how many times have you also used dates in AD and BC in discussions with the same people, only to be shouted down with vertabrim from "the struggle for atheist's rights to express their freedom in an increasingly religious world?". I certainly have, but quite frankly I only have beef with it until now, of which I only realise it is...
total...
BULLSHIT!!!
So, along with other selfrighteous bullshit from the "pro-atheist" side, I have a few rebuttals to the bullshit they sent in toxic amounts.
Firstly, what the fuck is the difference between AD and ACE, or BC and BCE huh? Don't they just begin with the same reference point in history? 0 AD is the year of Prophet Jesus birth, whether you like it or not. So what the hell is wrong with stating that 18 BC is 18 years before the birth of Christ? Why do people think they gain manpoints when they add an extra E to the acronym (they don't), which allows them to act ass if they are so mighty high? I'll telly you why, the extra E stands for Emo, as in you're an emo for using BCE as you are too much of a loser to provide better arguments in our discussion and instead you try to hide the fact by using stupid baseless acronyms, which brings to my second point:
Fuck you. Dosen't it bother you "free-thinkers" (Oh, only agnostics can pursue the full extent of human imagination) that 0 BC and 0 BCE starts from the same fucking point in history? It does show that you have some stuff if you choose another date as a reference point for you're year but you didn't. Bottom line, the same reference point is used because atheist want to avoid confusion (or more possibly to lazy) between the calendar system they hate and their "secular" calendar. So, shitheads, this all rounds up to why even bother to use BCE when you know its the same fucking deal or thing as BC?
Ok, so lets get that down, you dont like the year, how about months? I'm sure some atheist are going to be offended with some Greek or Roman gods names being edited for months. But it desent have to stop there does it? How about time? Non-metric system? Or how about the use of Latin for scientific names, because atheist will be damned if the same language is used in churches. So where do you draw the line? In any case would it not make you look like a hypocrite if you want few things to be changed for you're benefit but leave everything else the same?
Well this is not the only case of snubbing by elitist-atheist. Well some of them try to introduce the "Happy Holidays" ad nauseum to combat "Merry Christmas". Well, no need to talk so much, just get on to rebuttals:
1) It is Xmas assholes.
2) Why do you only wish Happy Holidays on Xmas, instead of other holidays like New Year, Hari Raya, National Day, Labour Day etc. Do they not qualify as holidays too?
3) Why even commemorate the holiday if you do not celebrate it? In short, go to work!
I like the last point, mainly it shows how much of a hypocrite they all are, when its in you're benefit, you're beliefs are worthless even to you.
So more or less, no matter what atheist argue about, it only brings down to 2 general ultimatiums:
1) Their solution will eventually be linked to popular culture, or religion, thereby making their arguments null or void.
2) Complete social ostrachism due to far out ideas.
There you have it. If you atheist want to keep to BCE to yourselves that is fine, but do not fling you're bullshit at other people's faces because, frankly, nobody cares about them.
Friday, December 26, 2008
THATS IT!?!!
AD HOMIDIEM ATTACKS!?!!
THATS ALL I GOT?
YOU CAPITALIST ARE JUST ALL LOSERS BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
I Grow Discouraged...
EDIT: The paragraph for 'The so called Grey Area' has been changed due to the initial version being unfair (ie i'm too kind).
...get the message?
The several weeks in isolation actually made me think about my 2 years worth of investment in that mental college. Yes, there are many issues, but let us forget the retarded administration and (almost all of) the teaching cohort for the moment. Instead, view the simpletons that I have spent throught the 2 years, the so-called "classmates"^1. Yes, life has been tough. I still struggled to learn the ways of the capitalist human...
... or for the matter of fact, of a human...
Unfortunately, the so called class structure was not what it is popularised by the "free" media. To put it blantly, it is simply a confederancy of different states, with one trying to dominate the other. Backstabbing was rampant. People pretend to help each other. An exact description of the failed society described by Marx. The entire situation was under a veil...
..until now or after the prom.
You see, it does not make any tactical sense, or any sense at all, to go to the prom. The food overpriced, lousy entertainment and the monsterous opportunity cost (which accounts about a googolplex of Zimbawean dollars^3). There was one benefit from this social activity.
It exposed them for who they are.
So now let me begin with washing the dirty laundry. I know some of these people will call me backstabber but hell, I don't give a damn. You can threaten me with social ostrachism but i'm almost there anyway. Instead, I ask you not to lie about being caring anymore. I doubt you can make any politicial gain from people you will not meet for the rest of you're lives. Fuck you if you do try anyway.
Lets begin with the prom. The division of the class is quite evident. Embodied by the two tables, one for the popular ones, the other for everyone (or thing) else. Meng obviously had a play on this, his 'anak tersayang'^4 is right smack at the front of the stage, while me and the chumps are at the back. I'm not complaining, the entertainment on the stage was dreadfull (or capable of commiting genocide) while the secluded table is just beside the refill bar.
So back to the tables. Maybe i'm just paranoid. Maybe its just that one table is not enough, and Meng just happen to be crazy or having mensuration. But there's just that nagging little fact that embodies the class seperation. Oh, I know, the fact that no one, other than me^5, actually went between the tables. Basically, its either that the popular peeps are well entertained with themselves, or they do not want to mingle with us 'losers'. In one of our final times that the people of the civic group actually get together^6, we do not try to show our bipartisianship. Instead, the popular ones exemplify the hireacy structure. What a way to blow it, just like Bush did. You all are nothing better than Bush btw.
Shit, I should have seen it all along! The way I was treated. People asking me questions after class and when Meng is monkeying around. But then when its socialising time, damn, I don't exist. Some take it a bit further, they pretend to listen to what I say. But I can sense the going-ons in their hypothalamus, hinting they don't give a shit, and they are doing this out of respect of... hell I don't even know. I was also snubbed right before the prom by the very associates in such a manner. Maybe thats what I am viewed as in class, a fucking tool factory.
I could scarcely immagine what they will say of me to their kids...
Parent: Hey kids, look at my school photoes... Ya bout this guy, didn't really like him. Always talk about irrelevant things. But he is a great tool factory
Child: What is a tool factory?
Parent: He is someone who you manipulate. Haha that little shit.
So back to the tables again. The only time the popular come is to take pictures. WHAT! THATS IT! You only come over to take photoes for you're own pleasure? And what the hell is with the craze of taking photoes with everybody anyway? Why bother taking photoes with everyone, feignthing that the two or more subjects are friends when at the age of 40 you will forget their names or dietary habits? Man, you know what I hate? Taking photoes. In fact, I regret having any of my photoes taken.
So lets begin with what I have to say to every major group in 0712C. I couldn't be bothered to write about everyone one of you. Anyway i know that earlier this year there was an attempt ^7 to do so which has failed miserably, so stop mailing me.
12C Ultra:
The 4 of you. I know that there are more of you in the click but i've decide to divide it into 2. So, 12C ultra, you remind me of Bush, really. The class starts out as wonderful, but you managed to screw it up. Great job, dumbass, splitting the class. Meh I don't have to tell you all how you did it, just review what you have done. Hell, I would even like being seperated from you all if not for one thing... you keep coming over the fence to ask me questions. I know, I sound like a fucking arrogant pig, but if you see it from my view... have you people no shame?
12C Not-so-Ultra
The other 5 from the clique. My hatred to you is not as much, but you all are still very tainted/evil/capitalist. Don't forget that.
12C' The Harem
This includes all the females and one guy in 12C'. relations are generally lukewarm, except for That One. And the Indian guy.
12C' The Guys
Hehe, you guys are quite fun. Its maybe that we are all outcastes. Shame that I only warmed up to you all at nearing the end of 2nd year.
The Diplomat from the Other Class
I really apologise for forgetting which class is it. You are a good person, not manipulating others. I did not manipulate you, hopefully, if you are asking.
The White Knight from RI^8
Well, I have mixed feelings about you. One one hand, thanks you for you're support in the 2 projects. Yet, 2 things. 1) You are too friendly to the 12Clique. 2) I will never forget what happened on NDP celebrations 2007
The so called Grey Area
YOU TWO! I do not know what to say, i'm just speechless. Firstly, thank you for all the help on the computer stuff, really appreciate it. Though it started warmly, the ties start to worsen soon.But at all times, no matter what you say, you are always with 'them'. One of you even profess that "I am a neutral" (quoted from Class Politics... Its Pure Evil...). My frothting ass, there is as much truth in that statement as cum is the most popular drink in the world. Furthermore, I would like to thank you even further for helping me to realise why I hate 12C at times, and listen to my bullshit. Though at times i'm quite sure the voice just pass through you two without any effect, by the looks of you're faces and you're mannerism. Just be well assured that Prom shows both of you who you really are.
Thats it. I'm done. I have said what needs to be said. If you have any assertions, do email me.
Man, I hate people.
^1 It isn't really a class, so i've taken the initiative to generalise this to move foward^2.
^2 You found the above endnote? I'm impressed.
^3 It still is a large amount mind you.
^4 Translate: beloved child(ren). The Malay phrase had a certain kind of effect not available in English.
^5 That makes me the emissionary of 12C' and DPR12S.
^6 There is a fallacy in that statement. The last time we meet will be the collection of results, which I don't think all of us will want to have a 'united' gathering.
^7 Which I shall now refer to as an 'experiment'.
^8 It does NOT stand for Raffles Institution, morons
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
I'm not CNN...
If you want to find local news, fell free to check the targets whom we have been keeping tabs on...
Meanwhile the secret project is progressing sucessfully, but albeit slowly...
Meanwhile the secret project is progressing sucessfully, but albeit slowly...
Thursday, August 28, 2008
One More Reason Why Modern Democracy is Screwed
You get alot of shitheads who just say yes...
Plainly i'm tired of watching, day in and day out, of parlimentary sittings of many countries, most MPs just sit down and shut up. They just answered a well programmed yes and ass-lick their superiors. They do not even challenge the proposal of the ministers from their own party, even though its dumb to society...
... somehow its not stuffed in their dumb minds that they are to serve the people, not the obese kings...
Oh yeah, also expect them to recite some well orated argument that the King Pins of the Parlimants want to hear, and of course they have a satisfactory answer. Did these MPs ever once think that when they are voted in, well planned among MPs-and-ministers but essentially trivial arguements are not whay you are voted (and paid) for? Asshats.
SO now what I propose is this:
DISSOLVE ALL FORMS OF POLITICAL PARTIES
From now on it is illegal to form parties during and after an election. Constituencies will be smaller (no GRCs) where each and every candidate has to fight for his own ass. No more back seat politicians... all have to join the fray...
Plainly i'm tired of watching, day in and day out, of parlimentary sittings of many countries, most MPs just sit down and shut up. They just answered a well programmed yes and ass-lick their superiors. They do not even challenge the proposal of the ministers from their own party, even though its dumb to society...
... somehow its not stuffed in their dumb minds that they are to serve the people, not the obese kings...
Oh yeah, also expect them to recite some well orated argument that the King Pins of the Parlimants want to hear, and of course they have a satisfactory answer. Did these MPs ever once think that when they are voted in, well planned among MPs-and-ministers but essentially trivial arguements are not whay you are voted (and paid) for? Asshats.
SO now what I propose is this:
DISSOLVE ALL FORMS OF POLITICAL PARTIES
From now on it is illegal to form parties during and after an election. Constituencies will be smaller (no GRCs) where each and every candidate has to fight for his own ass. No more back seat politicians... all have to join the fray...
Monday, August 18, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Further Field Reports
Once again, our capitalist-aligned targets are once gain a hotbed of activity. This time one almost became an alienated state from not only the 0712C alliance but also to the loose 0712C' confederacy and neutral parties.
Unfortunately, to prevent the aforementioned state from getting owned, neither his/her name or designated codename will be revealed...
It all began with an outburst on the state's news and propaganda bulletin (which some of you money-minded thugs call 'blogs'). The state in question, which is already very distant, complained about being alienated in the 0712C civics group (note: it is not the same as 0712C alliance) and included comments to everyone in the civics group. What made sparks fly was the state blamed most of 0712C alliance for the 'cold treatment'. The 0712C alliance instead believe that the state itself neglected the entire civics group due to having outside 'contacts', but when the 'contacts' were gone, it seems that the state expects to get the 'friendship treatment'.
Furthermore, the remarks on the 'blog' also points to the strained relationship with another of the state's past ally whom has sticked with him while the state has 'contacts' but that state itself broke ties due to some argument. Unfortunately, this bulletin does not bode well.
In escence, the state has practically declared war to many factions in 0712C civics group. Not a smart option for building a friendly relationship.
However, to avert disaster, on the state's part, selfless actions has been taken by mainly three factions, the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series, the United We Stand Nigga Party, and the Epitome of Social Degredation. High Marshall himself would like to thank the Generalismo of UWSNP, for much of the effort is on his part. The activities of this 'coalition of the willing' was small, to unite the state with the ally.
Unfortunately, it was not as easy as liberating Berlin. The state is especially stubborn to solutions or comprimises. His views were hypocritical and conflicting, he keeps pulling reasons why not to re-establish ties with the ally, but also feels sad and wishes to make friends with the ally. Furthermore, on the day of negotiations between the state and the ally, the ally has revealled that he views that the state has betrayed the ally. It took a herculean effort by Generalismo of UWSNP to make both site come into terms. The result of the talks however, could not be quantified and evaluated :( .
The incriminating 'blogpost' has been removed. Even is it isn't, the Porlitubo would not recommend any socialist to read it, due to the dialect (or lack of language) used. Instead, an informative video with summary, review and evaluation has been uploaded for you're viewing pleasure has been uploaded here.
The moral of the lesson? Be careful of what you post? Maybe (to a capitalist) but a better one is "be prepared to go all the way". The state wants to break ties further, but could not accept the current or future circumstances. That almost made the state a wreck. If the state has straight foward goals, absolutely unhypocritical and non-conflicting ideology, he could have closed the entire border and made himself the Dalai Lama for life. Perhaps there is another lessson, a hypocrite always loses.
Well that is about it. Now its a good time to touch about the heighten-security 'visitor' whom comes around the Porlitubo's bulletin and the Porlitubo's intel target. Rest assured the local KGB and staski is keeping and eye on you. We will not hesitate to take... appropriate action should you try to pull some strings.
Oh, and by the way
FUCK OFF MY SITE MENG!!!
Unfortunately, to prevent the aforementioned state from getting owned, neither his/her name or designated codename will be revealed...
It all began with an outburst on the state's news and propaganda bulletin (which some of you money-minded thugs call 'blogs'). The state in question, which is already very distant, complained about being alienated in the 0712C civics group (note: it is not the same as 0712C alliance) and included comments to everyone in the civics group. What made sparks fly was the state blamed most of 0712C alliance for the 'cold treatment'. The 0712C alliance instead believe that the state itself neglected the entire civics group due to having outside 'contacts', but when the 'contacts' were gone, it seems that the state expects to get the 'friendship treatment'.
Furthermore, the remarks on the 'blog' also points to the strained relationship with another of the state's past ally whom has sticked with him while the state has 'contacts' but that state itself broke ties due to some argument. Unfortunately, this bulletin does not bode well.
In escence, the state has practically declared war to many factions in 0712C civics group. Not a smart option for building a friendly relationship.
However, to avert disaster, on the state's part, selfless actions has been taken by mainly three factions, the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series, the United We Stand Nigga Party, and the Epitome of Social Degredation. High Marshall himself would like to thank the Generalismo of UWSNP, for much of the effort is on his part. The activities of this 'coalition of the willing' was small, to unite the state with the ally.
Unfortunately, it was not as easy as liberating Berlin. The state is especially stubborn to solutions or comprimises. His views were hypocritical and conflicting, he keeps pulling reasons why not to re-establish ties with the ally, but also feels sad and wishes to make friends with the ally. Furthermore, on the day of negotiations between the state and the ally, the ally has revealled that he views that the state has betrayed the ally. It took a herculean effort by Generalismo of UWSNP to make both site come into terms. The result of the talks however, could not be quantified and evaluated :( .
The incriminating 'blogpost' has been removed. Even is it isn't, the Porlitubo would not recommend any socialist to read it, due to the dialect (or lack of language) used. Instead, an informative video with summary, review and evaluation has been uploaded for you're viewing pleasure has been uploaded here.
The moral of the lesson? Be careful of what you post? Maybe (to a capitalist) but a better one is "be prepared to go all the way". The state wants to break ties further, but could not accept the current or future circumstances. That almost made the state a wreck. If the state has straight foward goals, absolutely unhypocritical and non-conflicting ideology, he could have closed the entire border and made himself the Dalai Lama for life. Perhaps there is another lessson, a hypocrite always loses.
Well that is about it. Now its a good time to touch about the heighten-security 'visitor' whom comes around the Porlitubo's bulletin and the Porlitubo's intel target. Rest assured the local KGB and staski is keeping and eye on you. We will not hesitate to take... appropriate action should you try to pull some strings.
Oh, and by the way
FUCK OFF MY SITE MENG!!!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
I hate people...
no its only the capitalist thugs I hate.
But still, having to see so many of them everyday and night, it just makes me sick. In fact, I might as well call them people for the rest of this post, as all socialist are better classified as proletriat.
I hate people so much. They just have to be everywhere I look. Busses, libraries, and especially shopping malls (a place almost simmilar to hell itself). Hell, its people whom makes the entire process of requisitioning resourcess capitalistic, I have to face consumerism and those seduced by it when I have to go to malls to say... buy groceries and cooked food? Screw it, I also hate those whom publicly show affection, those people need to be thrown into coal furnaces, because thet is what they are only good for: fuel.
I hate all those Republic Poly people whom hog the busses I take every morning and evening, and for being and acting retarded in the busses. I also hate the retarded clothers they wear. I also hate most of Innova Junior College's students, they are just so retarded that I wonder how could they even come into this world. They just couldn't be bothered with studying, instead pursuing "physical activities" and "co (but not in) curricular activities". They literally flunk all of their subjects and care no nuts about it. Hell, they do not even want to stand up for their own rights. High Marshall himself has tried to gain support to get better condition in the canteen; the place is always crowded with no seats due to the stupidity of the school management and all of the tables has bird faecies. Instead the response given by the very students are retarded... claiming that the management has to be 'babied' and its all right if management does not give a shit on matters. One even has the cheek to talk about Innovian spirit (yeah right, a student body incapable of planning organised activities somehow has 'spirit'). I could concur the worst, Innoviants like to eat on crowded, avian shit infested tables.
I also hate the Innova management and teaching staff. Half of the economic department could be considered as self-conceited (believing that its not their problem when more than 80% fail this capitalistic subject).
But still, having to see so many of them everyday and night, it just makes me sick. In fact, I might as well call them people for the rest of this post, as all socialist are better classified as proletriat.
I hate people so much. They just have to be everywhere I look. Busses, libraries, and especially shopping malls (a place almost simmilar to hell itself). Hell, its people whom makes the entire process of requisitioning resourcess capitalistic, I have to face consumerism and those seduced by it when I have to go to malls to say... buy groceries and cooked food? Screw it, I also hate those whom publicly show affection, those people need to be thrown into coal furnaces, because thet is what they are only good for: fuel.
I hate all those Republic Poly people whom hog the busses I take every morning and evening, and for being and acting retarded in the busses. I also hate the retarded clothers they wear. I also hate most of Innova Junior College's students, they are just so retarded that I wonder how could they even come into this world. They just couldn't be bothered with studying, instead pursuing "physical activities" and "co (but not in) curricular activities". They literally flunk all of their subjects and care no nuts about it. Hell, they do not even want to stand up for their own rights. High Marshall himself has tried to gain support to get better condition in the canteen; the place is always crowded with no seats due to the stupidity of the school management and all of the tables has bird faecies. Instead the response given by the very students are retarded... claiming that the management has to be 'babied' and its all right if management does not give a shit on matters. One even has the cheek to talk about Innovian spirit (yeah right, a student body incapable of planning organised activities somehow has 'spirit'). I could concur the worst, Innoviants like to eat on crowded, avian shit infested tables.
I also hate the Innova management and teaching staff. Half of the economic department could be considered as self-conceited (believing that its not their problem when more than 80% fail this capitalistic subject).
Thursday, July 10, 2008
A Comeback...
Yes, I had spent too much time contemplating on life issues. Didn't have much time to blog, had to balance being pissed with the world and balancing studies (yes I am studying, communist do always improve themselves).
Just to say that I have just screwed up my exams,
big time.
Anyway, I'm taking opportunity of this dry spell on where there is a lack of blogging activity to post sensible stuff that proletiats care about...
Yes, I'm back. :)
Just to say that I have just screwed up my exams,
big time.
Anyway, I'm taking opportunity of this dry spell on where there is a lack of blogging activity to post sensible stuff that proletiats care about...
Yes, I'm back. :)
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
A Taste of October...
I assure you all this site will not, and never has, fallen into disrepair. Patriots can look foward to a brighter future (in the form of updates) very soon.
In the mean time, the porlitubo has understand that several of our observed capitalist factions has taken into liking of changing their layout and 'skins' of their blogpost. Socialist need not worry, for these changes will NOT come into effect here. This is so as we reconise that you're welfare needs to be preserved, as...
1) This site is to be read, so the colour and fonts will be simple but large and pleasant
2) The layout will be kept simple for the benefit of all Marxist (and tacitly some of you capitalist)
It is sad that this is not clear to many webmasters, for their own selfish greed will lead to stupidity, hatred and discomfort for the viewer.
To sum up, expect post soon.
In the mean time, the porlitubo has understand that several of our observed capitalist factions has taken into liking of changing their layout and 'skins' of their blogpost. Socialist need not worry, for these changes will NOT come into effect here. This is so as we reconise that you're welfare needs to be preserved, as...
1) This site is to be read, so the colour and fonts will be simple but large and pleasant
2) The layout will be kept simple for the benefit of all Marxist (and tacitly some of you capitalist)
It is sad that this is not clear to many webmasters, for their own selfish greed will lead to stupidity, hatred and discomfort for the viewer.
To sum up, expect post soon.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
We are Superior, You are Not
Mehehehe, just had a good laugh while receiving intelligience reports. To just sum it up quickly, the porlitubo just could not believe so many people are bothering to watch the by-products of the Hollywood propaganda machine. And this are the same people whom scoff at communism. Well, as edited from the words of Dick Masterson, you can't blame these people for stupidity as you would blame a dog. It's just a shame whe have to live with such people...
Oh yes talking about mass produced crap that many willingly consume, we have almost finished compiling the top 3 most capitalist and stupid movies that aren't worth any of you're time, even if you are a capitalist. In the words spoken by Party SPokesman Dru from United We Stand Nigga Party...
...i'll be back (with updates)
Oh yes talking about mass produced crap that many willingly consume, we have almost finished compiling the top 3 most capitalist and stupid movies that aren't worth any of you're time, even if you are a capitalist. In the words spoken by Party SPokesman Dru from United We Stand Nigga Party...
...i'll be back (with updates)
Sunday, May 11, 2008
To set things straight
...yes, we have not been posting for a while
The porlitubo is getting disheartant over posting stuff here, we have many to discuss, but every time we begin writing we have a dendron and neuron overload, due to too much information flowing though our white cells and produced by grey cells. But this post should sum up those "very important and essential, but not too important for their own post".
Firstly, some of you communist, and capitalist who bother to read, may notice a series of post in the column of free expression. This is mainly due to an immaturity of one female whom abuse the rights of free expression and alluring 'anonimity' in internet. This oestrogen-filled cretin started to not only deface the column in the holiest and most patriotic site in the internet, but also in scores of other sites, most notably in the Epitome of Social Degredation and United We Stand Nigga Party websites.
But unfortunately this creature has bitten of more than she could chew, she insulted a particular race and belief system to Dru of United We Stand Nigga Party, a party spokesman whom would hold the rank similar to Generalismo in our Communist society. This ignorant pig forgot that with her comments, her IP adress has been left. Party Spokesman Dru reported the wimp to relevant authorities, waiting for the hammer of justice to fall upon her.
The High Marshall have helped Party Spokesman Dru by finding statues to charge such a filthy criminal. But the sins of that pig knows no bounds. Not only did the bigot insulted many blogs, she did so in the comfort of an unsuspecting victim! The victim, whom goes by the name of Khalil, overheard the investigations going on and realised that the IP adress will be traced to him. Khalil was forced to make contact with Party Spokesman Dru, apologising on her behalf. Dru agreed to drop the charges, to protect the seemingly innocent Khalil from being smitten. Yours truly has made efforts to contact that pig herself. She was scared, but not apologetic. However, most importantly, the fear of getting owned has certainly kept her away.
Some of you may have noted why the porlitubo has not taken action against Khalil. As in the previous case, Khalil is guilty of allowing an internet predator to terrorise many through his internet connections. You're own belongings are you're own responsibility. There are even conspiracy theories that those messages was instigated by Khalil himself. But whatever the matter, a partial socially-ineplitude organism, whom has used this ability against his Project Work group, who was forced to call Party Spokesman Dru and beg for his forgiveness is punishment itself.
We hope you modern 'feminist' are reading this. It was amusing to see people such as you parading with equal rights but at the same time blaming men for unequal rights and injecting stupidity in the human gene pool, but chauvanistic females have been shown to exist and many of them are behaving poorly. Until you have shown some maturity, do not bother to reply to this post.
The porlitubo is getting disheartant over posting stuff here, we have many to discuss, but every time we begin writing we have a dendron and neuron overload, due to too much information flowing though our white cells and produced by grey cells. But this post should sum up those "very important and essential, but not too important for their own post".
Firstly, some of you communist, and capitalist who bother to read, may notice a series of post in the column of free expression. This is mainly due to an immaturity of one female whom abuse the rights of free expression and alluring 'anonimity' in internet. This oestrogen-filled cretin started to not only deface the column in the holiest and most patriotic site in the internet, but also in scores of other sites, most notably in the Epitome of Social Degredation and United We Stand Nigga Party websites.
But unfortunately this creature has bitten of more than she could chew, she insulted a particular race and belief system to Dru of United We Stand Nigga Party, a party spokesman whom would hold the rank similar to Generalismo in our Communist society. This ignorant pig forgot that with her comments, her IP adress has been left. Party Spokesman Dru reported the wimp to relevant authorities, waiting for the hammer of justice to fall upon her.
The High Marshall have helped Party Spokesman Dru by finding statues to charge such a filthy criminal. But the sins of that pig knows no bounds. Not only did the bigot insulted many blogs, she did so in the comfort of an unsuspecting victim! The victim, whom goes by the name of Khalil, overheard the investigations going on and realised that the IP adress will be traced to him. Khalil was forced to make contact with Party Spokesman Dru, apologising on her behalf. Dru agreed to drop the charges, to protect the seemingly innocent Khalil from being smitten. Yours truly has made efforts to contact that pig herself. She was scared, but not apologetic. However, most importantly, the fear of getting owned has certainly kept her away.
Some of you may have noted why the porlitubo has not taken action against Khalil. As in the previous case, Khalil is guilty of allowing an internet predator to terrorise many through his internet connections. You're own belongings are you're own responsibility. There are even conspiracy theories that those messages was instigated by Khalil himself. But whatever the matter, a partial socially-ineplitude organism, whom has used this ability against his Project Work group, who was forced to call Party Spokesman Dru and beg for his forgiveness is punishment itself.
We hope you modern 'feminist' are reading this. It was amusing to see people such as you parading with equal rights but at the same time blaming men for unequal rights and injecting stupidity in the human gene pool, but chauvanistic females have been shown to exist and many of them are behaving poorly. Until you have shown some maturity, do not bother to reply to this post.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
The Battle for Economics Classroom
Like many of you revolutionaries know, we often hear the degredation of citizens under capitalist opression. What is particularly alarming is the degredation of behaviour and increasing rudeness among the younger generation. Just draw the dots... what will be of the future of society!?!!
Apparantly, DPR12S and the roving bands of 0712C was entertained to such a scene, involving a member of 0712C, Teo Wai Kit, or classified by porlitubo as "Society of Collective Laziness".
As infered from the title, this spat of rudeness took place during Economics class, between himself and the honoured economics teacher, Miss Wong. This battle can be broken down into 4 categories: Initial Sorties, First Wave, Second Wave, and aftermath. The porlitubo have prepared a map to show how the battle took place.
Initial sorties: Miss Wong arrived at the classroom. Immediately, Wai Kit set a bad impression, not wearing the collar pin for the umpteenth time. And, also for the umpteenth, he is sent downstairs to purchase another one. However, during Wai Kit's absence, the seeds for the next conflict has been found and sowed.
First Wave: An essay that was written by Wai Kit was found to be very sloppy and tardy. When Wai Kit returned, he was informed that the essay will not be accepted. Immediately, Wai Kit launches a all out frontal offensive directly at Miss Wong. However, Miss Wong's defences not only held but also repelled Wai Kit's lack of intelligience attack, forcing Wai Kit to return back to his essay. Halfway retreating, Wai Kit swore and made hand gestures. These were detected by Miss Wong but in the matter of efficiency she held her position and left Wai Kit unmolested.
Second Wave: Miss Wong began with patrolling the class. Her route is planned so as to approach Wai Kit's position from 8 o'clock. As expected, Wai Kit's lack of preparation for the lesson was noticed. Immediately, the patrolled opened to a front, whereby Miss Wong struck a blow from the back. BAM!!! Wai Kit was forced of his position and sent packing off unceromoniously from the classroom. Miss Wong 1, Wai Kit 0.
Aftermath: Now outside the classroom, he is being taunted by Miss Wong as Wai Kit perched on the window. Every of her word is a damaging blow. Finally Wai Kit was given a choice, redo the essay either at his current position or at the sanctum of knowledge. Unfortunately, he could not even answer this question. Instead he bombarded with more rudeness through asking Miss Wong to "pick for me" as "you are the one who give me the choices". That bastard, many of such people do not realise that a choice is a privleage, not a right. He them continued to perch on the window, pretending to do the essay. He then dissappeared from view, but not from the ears of DPR12S. Their intelligience informed that Wai Kit simply hid in the staircase and fell asleep.
As for the percentage of cupability, Wai Kit 100% Miss Wong 0%. This entire issue has been instigated by Wai Kit himself, by his attitude and by is rudeness. He shows lack of remorse and most likely did not pass up his essay. Idiot.
Apparantly, DPR12S and the roving bands of 0712C was entertained to such a scene, involving a member of 0712C, Teo Wai Kit, or classified by porlitubo as "Society of Collective Laziness".
As infered from the title, this spat of rudeness took place during Economics class, between himself and the honoured economics teacher, Miss Wong. This battle can be broken down into 4 categories: Initial Sorties, First Wave, Second Wave, and aftermath. The porlitubo have prepared a map to show how the battle took place.
Initial sorties: Miss Wong arrived at the classroom. Immediately, Wai Kit set a bad impression, not wearing the collar pin for the umpteenth time. And, also for the umpteenth, he is sent downstairs to purchase another one. However, during Wai Kit's absence, the seeds for the next conflict has been found and sowed.
First Wave: An essay that was written by Wai Kit was found to be very sloppy and tardy. When Wai Kit returned, he was informed that the essay will not be accepted. Immediately, Wai Kit launches a all out frontal offensive directly at Miss Wong. However, Miss Wong's defences not only held but also repelled Wai Kit's lack of intelligience attack, forcing Wai Kit to return back to his essay. Halfway retreating, Wai Kit swore and made hand gestures. These were detected by Miss Wong but in the matter of efficiency she held her position and left Wai Kit unmolested.
Second Wave: Miss Wong began with patrolling the class. Her route is planned so as to approach Wai Kit's position from 8 o'clock. As expected, Wai Kit's lack of preparation for the lesson was noticed. Immediately, the patrolled opened to a front, whereby Miss Wong struck a blow from the back. BAM!!! Wai Kit was forced of his position and sent packing off unceromoniously from the classroom. Miss Wong 1, Wai Kit 0.
Aftermath: Now outside the classroom, he is being taunted by Miss Wong as Wai Kit perched on the window. Every of her word is a damaging blow. Finally Wai Kit was given a choice, redo the essay either at his current position or at the sanctum of knowledge. Unfortunately, he could not even answer this question. Instead he bombarded with more rudeness through asking Miss Wong to "pick for me" as "you are the one who give me the choices". That bastard, many of such people do not realise that a choice is a privleage, not a right. He them continued to perch on the window, pretending to do the essay. He then dissappeared from view, but not from the ears of DPR12S. Their intelligience informed that Wai Kit simply hid in the staircase and fell asleep.
As for the percentage of cupability, Wai Kit 100% Miss Wong 0%. This entire issue has been instigated by Wai Kit himself, by his attitude and by is rudeness. He shows lack of remorse and most likely did not pass up his essay. Idiot.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
A... urm... sight...
... enough said...
Just when we are returning back to home base after a session in the temple of learning, the convoy of yours truly and capitalist human shields encounter a de jure exercising area but de facto playground. Suddenly, as if obtaining a steal of time to be a child again, my human shields begin extracting pleasure and enjoyment from the machines positioned on the grounds. There they go... here and there, climbing this and that...
Apparantly shocked at the lack of decency and akward looks by many passing by, I stood shocked, thinking nothing could get worse...
... unfortunately Murphy's Law has the uncanny ability to infiltrate every situation...
All of a sudden... our dear friend Chandru, holding a position comparable to Generalissmo in United We Stand Nigga Party, begins to climb a monkey bar. Hell, this led him to akward positions with his glutamus maximus always pointed outwars. I wished i took a video of it...
... or maybe not... I might get tramautised by this sight...
Just when we are returning back to home base after a session in the temple of learning, the convoy of yours truly and capitalist human shields encounter a de jure exercising area but de facto playground. Suddenly, as if obtaining a steal of time to be a child again, my human shields begin extracting pleasure and enjoyment from the machines positioned on the grounds. There they go... here and there, climbing this and that...
Apparantly shocked at the lack of decency and akward looks by many passing by, I stood shocked, thinking nothing could get worse...
... unfortunately Murphy's Law has the uncanny ability to infiltrate every situation...
All of a sudden... our dear friend Chandru, holding a position comparable to Generalissmo in United We Stand Nigga Party, begins to climb a monkey bar. Hell, this led him to akward positions with his glutamus maximus always pointed outwars. I wished i took a video of it...
... or maybe not... I might get tramautised by this sight...
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
A Minor Reflection of Porlitubo's Activities
So again comes the dreaded... I mean long awaited 10 year congress... except its 1 month this time. Its just crazy... in just 1 month, a multitude of posts has been released for public viewing. Mind you, they aren't just posts, they are QUALITY POST THAT ARE SPOKEN HIGHLY OF by the porlitubo. The effectiveness of this socialist rallying point is undebatable, a sizable force of revolutionaries have been contacted and we are ready to CHANGE THE WORLD... after we have our rest (essential for good health is it not?)
So... expect more post for months to come. The porlitubo will contine to inform you, both proletriats and burgeouis, who bother to listen. As of now signing off...
Marshall MABR
General Secetary of Last Communist Stronghold
High Marshall (formerly Generalismo) of Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series
Thought of the day: The lower and longer one bows, the harder it is for one to stand straight again
So... expect more post for months to come. The porlitubo will contine to inform you, both proletriats and burgeouis, who bother to listen. As of now signing off...
Marshall MABR
General Secetary of Last Communist Stronghold
High Marshall (formerly Generalismo) of Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series
Thought of the day: The lower and longer one bows, the harder it is for one to stand straight again
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NOTICE: Ceeding from 0712C
With effect from 0000 hours on 25th of February 2008, the state will henceforth ceed from 0712C into the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series (DPR12S). This is in line with many events that occured within the political realm of 0712C itself:
1) The humiliation and scrapegoating of the state during the 2007 National Day outing
2) The lack of understanding from 0712C to the state, especially observed during 2008 Red Cross Flag Day
3) The extreme idelogical differences between the state and 0712C
4) Conflicting ordinances and policies by the state and 0712C, including but not restricted to discipline and relations with deadweights
5) Lack of respect and opinion from the state to 0712C
Henceforth, the split will ensure the state will continue with its duties and developments with greater efficiency and allow the state's principle to be upheld, while 0712C to continue with any further actions without constant reciprocal to the state, its people and its ideology.
All public relations between individual members of 0712C will undergo review, policies to the benefit of 0712C to be stopped and abolished by 2350 on 24th of February 2008, standing ordinances will be sent for review after 24th of February 2008 and, should it be deemed unfavourable, abolished.
Anyone willing to withold attempts of creation of DPR12S, other than members of the state, sharp reciprocals are in store.
-- Thought of the day --
The beginning of revolution begings with the workers and peasants themselves.
1) The humiliation and scrapegoating of the state during the 2007 National Day outing
2) The lack of understanding from 0712C to the state, especially observed during 2008 Red Cross Flag Day
3) The extreme idelogical differences between the state and 0712C
4) Conflicting ordinances and policies by the state and 0712C, including but not restricted to discipline and relations with deadweights
5) Lack of respect and opinion from the state to 0712C
Henceforth, the split will ensure the state will continue with its duties and developments with greater efficiency and allow the state's principle to be upheld, while 0712C to continue with any further actions without constant reciprocal to the state, its people and its ideology.
All public relations between individual members of 0712C will undergo review, policies to the benefit of 0712C to be stopped and abolished by 2350 on 24th of February 2008, standing ordinances will be sent for review after 24th of February 2008 and, should it be deemed unfavourable, abolished.
Anyone willing to withold attempts of creation of DPR12S, other than members of the state, sharp reciprocals are in store.
-- Thought of the day --
The beginning of revolution begings with the workers and peasants themselves.
Personality Scan
How evil are you?
What's Your Dark Side?
My Result: Going Too Far
From swinging to dangerous heights on the jungle gym to buying that pricey sweater in every color, the one thing you can be depended on to do is, well, too much. It may not work out perfectly all the time, but you're the one who will try your hardest to go the farthest, and that's usually what it takes to get ahead. And we love it! After all, nobody ever changed the world by playing it safe.
Sure you take it easy sometimes, since you can't live life on the edge all the time. Still, everyone appreciates your grand gestures and big passions, and they can't wait to see what you're going to do next. Way to keep everyone guessing!
Sure you take it easy sometimes, since you can't live life on the edge all the time. Still, everyone appreciates your grand gestures and big passions, and they can't wait to see what you're going to do next. Way to keep everyone guessing!
What's Your True Color?
My Result: Black
Your color is black. The color of night. Serene and mysterious, black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns, dashing tuxedos, and gleaming limousines. Traditionally a symbol of success, black also represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection. Not surprisingly, you tend to set challenging goals for yourself and do whatever it takes to achieve them — your strength of character is second to none. This unfaltering determination, along with your natural elegance, impresses people. But keep in mind that your personality might be intimidating to some. Try to temper your demanding side with a little softness — trust us, it won't kill you. Overall, though, black is the color of professionalism and achievement, which means it's clearly the color for you.
What are you?
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