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Monday, February 9, 2009

B.C. or B.C.E. , and Other Misguided BS from Atheist

When was the last time you heard someone trying to make a point of describing a particular date with the words "common era"? And how many times have you also used dates in AD and BC in discussions with the same people, only to be shouted down with vertabrim from "the struggle for atheist's rights to express their freedom in an increasingly religious world?". I certainly have, but quite frankly I only have beef with it until now, of which I only realise it is...

total...

BULLSHIT!!!

So, along with other selfrighteous bullshit from the "pro-atheist" side, I have a few rebuttals to the bullshit they sent in toxic amounts.

Firstly, what the fuck is the difference between AD and ACE, or BC and BCE huh? Don't they just begin with the same reference point in history? 0 AD is the year of Prophet Jesus birth, whether you like it or not. So what the hell is wrong with stating that 18 BC is 18 years before the birth of Christ? Why do people think they gain manpoints when they add an extra E to the acronym (they don't), which allows them to act ass if they are so mighty high? I'll telly you why, the extra E stands for Emo, as in you're an emo for using BCE as you are too much of a loser to provide better arguments in our discussion and instead you try to hide the fact by using stupid baseless acronyms, which brings to my second point:

Fuck you. Dosen't it bother you "free-thinkers" (Oh, only agnostics can pursue the full extent of human imagination) that 0 BC and 0 BCE starts from the same fucking point in history? It does show that you have some stuff if you choose another date as a reference point for you're year but you didn't. Bottom line, the same reference point is used because atheist want to avoid confusion (or more possibly to lazy) between the calendar system they hate and their "secular" calendar. So, shitheads, this all rounds up to why even bother to use BCE when you know its the same fucking deal or thing as BC?

Ok, so lets get that down, you dont like the year, how about months? I'm sure some atheist are going to be offended with some Greek or Roman gods names being edited for months. But it desent have to stop there does it? How about time? Non-metric system? Or how about the use of Latin for scientific names, because atheist will be damned if the same language is used in churches. So where do you draw the line? In any case would it not make you look like a hypocrite if you want few things to be changed for you're benefit but leave everything else the same?

Well this is not the only case of snubbing by elitist-atheist. Well some of them try to introduce the "Happy Holidays" ad nauseum to combat "Merry Christmas". Well, no need to talk so much, just get on to rebuttals:

1) It is Xmas assholes.

2) Why do you only wish Happy Holidays on Xmas, instead of other holidays like New Year, Hari Raya, National Day, Labour Day etc. Do they not qualify as holidays too?

3) Why even commemorate the holiday if you do not celebrate it? In short, go to work!

I like the last point, mainly it shows how much of a hypocrite they all are, when its in you're benefit, you're beliefs are worthless even to you.

So more or less, no matter what atheist argue about, it only brings down to 2 general ultimatiums:

1) Their solution will eventually be linked to popular culture, or religion, thereby making their arguments null or void.

2) Complete social ostrachism due to far out ideas.

There you have it. If you atheist want to keep to BCE to yourselves that is fine, but do not fling you're bullshit at other people's faces because, frankly, nobody cares about them. 

Friday, December 26, 2008

THATS IT!?!!

AD HOMIDIEM ATTACKS!?!!

THATS ALL I GOT?

YOU CAPITALIST ARE JUST ALL LOSERS  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I Grow Discouraged...

EDIT: The paragraph for 'The so called Grey Area' has been changed due to the initial version being unfair (ie i'm too kind). 

I know, I know, we are supposed to NOT discuss anything openly as we agreed, but we need this to... um... let the capitalist...

...get the message?

The several weeks in isolation actually made me think about my 2 years worth of investment in that mental college. Yes, there are many issues, but let us forget the retarded administration and (almost all of) the teaching cohort for the moment. Instead, view the simpletons that I have spent throught the 2 years, the so-called "classmates"^1. Yes, life has been tough. I still struggled to learn the ways of the capitalist human...

... or for the matter of fact,  of a human... 

Unfortunately, the so called class structure was not what it is popularised by the "free" media. To put it blantly, it is simply a confederancy of different states, with one trying to dominate the other. Backstabbing was rampant. People pretend to help each other. An exact description of the failed society described by Marx. The entire situation was under a veil...

..until now or after the prom.

You see, it does not make any tactical sense, or any sense at all, to go to the prom. The food overpriced, lousy entertainment and the monsterous opportunity cost (which accounts about a googolplex of Zimbawean dollars^3). There was one benefit from this social activity.

It exposed them for who they are.

So now let me begin with washing the dirty laundry. I know some of these people will call me backstabber but hell, I don't give a damn. You can threaten me with social ostrachism but i'm almost there anyway. Instead, I ask you not to lie about being caring anymore. I doubt you can make any politicial gain from people you will not meet for the rest of you're lives. Fuck you if you do try anyway.

Lets begin with the prom. The division of the class is quite evident. Embodied by the two tables, one for the popular ones, the other for everyone (or thing) else. Meng obviously had a play on this, his 'anak tersayang'^4 is right smack at the front of the stage, while me and the chumps are at the back. I'm not complaining, the entertainment on the stage was dreadfull (or capable of commiting genocide) while the secluded table is just beside the refill bar. 

So back to the tables. Maybe i'm just paranoid. Maybe its just that one table is not enough, and Meng just happen to be crazy or having mensuration. But there's just that nagging little fact that embodies the class seperation. Oh, I know, the fact that no one, other than me^5, actually went between the tables. Basically, its either that the popular peeps are well entertained with themselves, or they do not want to mingle with us 'losers'. In one of our final times that the people of the civic group actually get together^6, we do not try to show our bipartisianship. Instead, the popular ones exemplify the hireacy structure. What a way to blow it, just like Bush did. You all are nothing better than Bush btw.

Shit, I should have seen it all along! The way I was treated. People asking me questions after class and when Meng is monkeying around. But then when its socialising time, damn, I don't exist. Some take it a bit further, they pretend to listen to what I say. But I can sense the going-ons in their hypothalamus, hinting they don't give a shit, and they are doing this out of respect of... hell I don't even know. I was also snubbed right before the prom by the very associates in such a manner. Maybe thats what I am viewed as in class, a fucking tool factory. 

I could scarcely immagine what they will say of me to their kids...

Parent: Hey kids, look at my school photoes... Ya bout this guy, didn't really like him. Always talk about irrelevant things. But he is a great tool factory

Child: What is a tool factory?

Parent: He is someone who you manipulate. Haha that little shit.

So back to the tables again. The only time the popular come is to take pictures. WHAT! THATS IT! You only come over to take photoes for you're own pleasure? And what the hell is with the craze of taking photoes with everybody anyway?  Why bother taking photoes with everyone, feignthing that the two or more subjects are friends when at the age of 40 you will forget their names or dietary habits? Man, you know what I hate? Taking photoes. In fact, I regret having any of my photoes taken. 

So lets begin with what I have to say to every major group in 0712C. I couldn't be bothered to write about everyone one of you. Anyway i know that earlier this year there was an attempt ^7 to do so which has failed miserably, so stop mailing me.

12C Ultra:

The 4 of you. I know that there are more of you in the click but i've decide to divide it into 2. So, 12C ultra, you remind me of Bush, really. The class starts out as wonderful, but you managed to screw it up. Great job, dumbass, splitting the class. Meh I don't have to tell you all how you did it, just review what you have done. Hell, I would even like being seperated from you all if not for one thing... you keep coming over the fence to ask me questions. I know, I sound like a fucking arrogant pig, but if you see it from my view... have you people no shame?

12C Not-so-Ultra

The other 5 from the clique. My hatred to you is not as much, but you all are still very tainted/evil/capitalist.  Don't forget that.

12C' The Harem

This includes all the females and one guy in 12C'. relations are generally lukewarm, except for That One. And the Indian guy.

12C' The Guys

Hehe, you guys are quite fun. Its maybe that we are all outcastes. Shame that I only warmed up to you all at nearing the end of 2nd year.

The Diplomat from the Other Class

I really apologise for forgetting which class is it. You are a good person, not manipulating others. I did not manipulate you, hopefully, if you are asking.

The White Knight from RI^8

Well, I have mixed feelings about you. One one hand, thanks you for you're support in the 2 projects. Yet, 2 things. 1) You are too friendly to the 12Clique. 2) I will never forget what happened on NDP celebrations 2007

The so called Grey Area

YOU TWO! I do not know what to say, i'm just speechless. Firstly, thank you for all the help on the computer stuff, really appreciate it. Though it started warmly, the ties start to worsen soon.But at all times, no matter what you say, you are always with 'them'. One of you even profess that "I am a neutral" (quoted from Class Politics... Its Pure Evil...). My frothting ass, there is as much truth in that statement as cum is the most popular drink in the world. Furthermore, I would like to thank you even further for helping me to realise why I hate 12C at times, and listen to my bullshit. Though at times i'm quite sure the voice just pass through you two without any effect, by the looks of you're faces and you're mannerism. Just be well assured that Prom shows both of you who you really are.

Thats it. I'm done. I have said what needs to be said. If you have any assertions, do email me. 

Man, I hate people.  

^1 It isn't really a class, so i've taken the initiative to generalise this to move foward^2.
^2 You found the above endnote? I'm impressed.
^3 It still is a large amount mind you.
^4 Translate: beloved child(ren). The Malay phrase had a certain kind of effect not available in English.
^5 That makes me the emissionary of 12C' and DPR12S.
^6 There is a fallacy in that statement. The last time we meet will be the collection of results, which I don't think all of us will want to have a 'united' gathering.
^7 Which I shall now refer to as an 'experiment'.
^8 It does NOT stand for Raffles Institution, morons

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I'm not CNN...

If you want to find local news, fell free to check the targets whom we have been keeping tabs on...

Meanwhile the secret project is progressing sucessfully, but albeit slowly...

Thursday, August 28, 2008

One More Reason Why Modern Democracy is Screwed

You get alot of shitheads who just say yes...

Plainly i'm tired of watching, day in and day out, of parlimentary sittings of many countries, most MPs just sit down and shut up. They just answered a well programmed yes and ass-lick their superiors. They do not even challenge the proposal of the ministers from their own party, even though its dumb to society...

... somehow its not stuffed in their dumb minds that they are to serve the people, not the obese kings...

Oh yeah, also expect them to recite some well orated argument that the King Pins of the Parlimants want to hear, and of course they have a satisfactory answer. Did these MPs ever once think that when they are voted in, well planned among MPs-and-ministers but essentially trivial arguements are not whay you are voted (and paid) for? Asshats.

SO now what I propose is this:

DISSOLVE ALL FORMS OF POLITICAL PARTIES

From now on it is illegal to form parties during and after an election. Constituencies will be smaller (no GRCs) where each and every candidate has to fight for his own ass. No more back seat politicians... all have to join the fray...

Monday, August 18, 2008

A short note

Didn't the porlitubo tell anybody about how much do we hate narcissm and hypocricy?

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Further Field Reports

Once again, our capitalist-aligned targets are once gain a hotbed of activity. This time one almost became an alienated state from not only the 0712C alliance but also to the loose 0712C' confederacy and neutral parties.

Unfortunately, to prevent the aforementioned state from getting owned, neither his/her name or designated codename will be revealed...

It all began with an outburst on the state's news and propaganda bulletin (which some of you money-minded thugs call 'blogs'). The state in question, which is already very distant, complained about being alienated in the 0712C civics group (note: it is not the same as 0712C alliance) and included comments to everyone in the civics group. What made sparks fly was the state blamed most of 0712C alliance for the 'cold treatment'. The 0712C alliance instead believe that the state itself neglected the entire civics group due to having outside 'contacts', but when the 'contacts' were gone, it seems that the state expects to get the 'friendship treatment'.

Furthermore, the remarks on the 'blog' also points to the strained relationship with another of the state's past ally whom has sticked with him while the state has 'contacts' but that state itself broke ties due to some argument. Unfortunately, this bulletin does not bode well.

In escence, the state has practically declared war to many factions in 0712C civics group. Not a smart option for building a friendly relationship.

However, to avert disaster, on the state's part, selfless actions has been taken by mainly three factions, the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series, the United We Stand Nigga Party, and the Epitome of Social Degredation. High Marshall himself would like to thank the Generalismo of UWSNP, for much of the effort is on his part. The activities of this 'coalition of the willing' was small, to unite the state with the ally.

Unfortunately, it was not as easy as liberating Berlin. The state is especially stubborn to solutions or comprimises. His views were hypocritical and conflicting, he keeps pulling reasons why not to re-establish ties with the ally, but also feels sad and wishes to make friends with the ally. Furthermore, on the day of negotiations between the state and the ally, the ally has revealled that he views that the state has betrayed the ally. It took a herculean effort by Generalismo of UWSNP to make both site come into terms. The result of the talks however, could not be quantified and evaluated :( .

The incriminating 'blogpost' has been removed. Even is it isn't, the Porlitubo would not recommend any socialist to read it, due to the dialect (or lack of language) used. Instead, an informative video with summary, review and evaluation has been uploaded for you're viewing pleasure has been uploaded here.

The moral of the lesson? Be careful of what you post? Maybe (to a capitalist) but a better one is "be prepared to go all the way". The state wants to break ties further, but could not accept the current or future circumstances. That almost made the state a wreck. If the state has straight foward goals, absolutely unhypocritical and non-conflicting ideology, he could have closed the entire border and made himself the Dalai Lama for life. Perhaps there is another lessson, a hypocrite always loses.

Well that is about it. Now its a good time to touch about the heighten-security 'visitor' whom comes around the Porlitubo's bulletin and the Porlitubo's intel target. Rest assured the local KGB and staski is keeping and eye on you. We will not hesitate to take... appropriate action should you try to pull some strings.

Oh, and by the way

FUCK OFF MY SITE MENG!!!

NOTICE: Ceeding from 0712C

With effect from 0000 hours on 25th of February 2008, the state will henceforth ceed from 0712C into the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series (DPR12S). This is in line with many events that occured within the political realm of 0712C itself:

1) The humiliation and scrapegoating of the state during the 2007 National Day outing
2) The lack of understanding from 0712C to the state, especially observed during 2008 Red Cross Flag Day
3) The extreme idelogical differences between the state and 0712C
4) Conflicting ordinances and policies by the state and 0712C, including but not restricted to discipline and relations with deadweights
5) Lack of respect and opinion from the state to 0712C

Henceforth, the split will ensure the state will continue with its duties and developments with greater efficiency and allow the state's principle to be upheld, while 0712C to continue with any further actions without constant reciprocal to the state, its people and its ideology.

All public relations between individual members of 0712C will undergo review, policies to the benefit of 0712C to be stopped and abolished by 2350 on 24th of February 2008, standing ordinances will be sent for review after 24th of February 2008 and, should it be deemed unfavourable, abolished.

Anyone willing to withold attempts of creation of DPR12S, other than members of the state, sharp reciprocals are in store.

-- Thought of the day --
The beginning of revolution begings with the workers and peasants themselves.

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