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Monday, February 25, 2008

Day 1 of DPR12S...

A small sidetrack from general party activities,
(that does not mean you can slack trooper)

I am glad to announced that DPR12S has been marred with success
There has never been a more glorious day for our comrades in DPR12S
Their efficiency has surpassed pre-liberation levels
They need not dirty their hands in the affairs of their capitalist neighbours (those scums)

Needless to say, an eternal state has been set, and it will endure the waste of time
Our comrades here give our full support to the DPR12S

A toast to DPR12S, with whatever liquid is in your cup right now
(so long its not alcohol, an enermy of production)

Yes, and apparantly our intelligience service has picked up a lead
Apparently, some capitalist tried to read the post here...
BUT their restricted minds could not absorb the knowledge any communist could
mainly they were concentrating on the liberation of DPR12S

As a generous communist (hey we all are...)
We are allowing (in fact encouraging) capitalist to post on this article
DPR12S may be having another press conference soon
and it helps if your questions can be feedback to the DPR12S porlitubo as soon as possible...
(even though capitalist don't know how to be early...)
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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Rollcall...

Alright you young $%@#!! (i mean commies...)
I ask of you to be prepared.

After days of meticulous planning,
the hour approaches for a major event

An event so major,
that this is written
even though it is still classified

So its major, dont argue

That's why you must be prepared...
if its not so major, would I ask you to prepare?

'Cos you would, your'e a communist,
you prepare yourself for everything

But still be prepared (maybe more than usual)

Oh yes on other news,
another of our brothers are breaking away from the clutches of capitalism
they are willing to sacrifice gossip television and cheese fries for the glory of human race and its nurturing to its glorious future
As such, glory to DPR12S!!!ONE!ONE!!
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Erms.. Apparently 5 Minutes Were Not Enough

No.. its not my clocks' fault
(it wasn't made by capitalist)

As a matter of fast the bastion was created on capitalist shores...
so those cockroachers swarm my base

No... not with armies (those cowards)
but with bandwith space...

So for many months... loading...

But, i still made it through...
Be sure to report back frequently, comrade...
The entire revolution depends on YOU!!!

(and we need someone to take out the trash...)
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NOTICE: Ceeding from 0712C

With effect from 0000 hours on 25th of February 2008, the state will henceforth ceed from 0712C into the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series (DPR12S). This is in line with many events that occured within the political realm of 0712C itself:

1) The humiliation and scrapegoating of the state during the 2007 National Day outing
2) The lack of understanding from 0712C to the state, especially observed during 2008 Red Cross Flag Day
3) The extreme idelogical differences between the state and 0712C
4) Conflicting ordinances and policies by the state and 0712C, including but not restricted to discipline and relations with deadweights
5) Lack of respect and opinion from the state to 0712C

Henceforth, the split will ensure the state will continue with its duties and developments with greater efficiency and allow the state's principle to be upheld, while 0712C to continue with any further actions without constant reciprocal to the state, its people and its ideology.

All public relations between individual members of 0712C will undergo review, policies to the benefit of 0712C to be stopped and abolished by 2350 on 24th of February 2008, standing ordinances will be sent for review after 24th of February 2008 and, should it be deemed unfavourable, abolished.

Anyone willing to withold attempts of creation of DPR12S, other than members of the state, sharp reciprocals are in store.

-- Thought of the day --
The beginning of revolution begings with the workers and peasants themselves.

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