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Sunday, March 30, 2008

One More Word From Those Feminist...

As you all (communist and capitalist) know that the Singapore government just had a cabinet reshuffling. Most of the attention in the gov... I mean national newspaper had the attention directed towards the Law Minister post. However, there was a section that catches my eye, a column that lacks the intensity of propaganda...

... once again, childish behaviour displayed by modern feminist made it into daily servings of national inspiration...

Do not get me wrong, the feminist movement that I am discussing now is not those of the Marxian or 1950s feminist, those were of noble cause that wish to free oppressed women. This 'movement' that I am refering to are the 1990s, capitalist feminist, those whom have nothing better to do but bitch about how unfair their life is, but their real motto is how to get the upper hand in this 2 sex species and paint a bad image (mostly lies and deceit) on men.

This time, these cretins have nothing better to do but to bitch about how 'unfair' the current cabinet is... that it lacks their so-called 'required' number of female ministers to keep them satiated. This just boils the porlitubo once again...

The Singapore government and us may not see eye to eye and have the same ideology, we doubt that we vote for them. However, we do share one thing in common, we need to do our job the best we can. To get this done, we need the best Ministers, MPs and such...

Apparantly the modern feminist do not get the entire idea of a minister. He or she literally controlls the entire department and the future of the country. It is a post that is only awarded to the one who gives the most service, determination and skill to the certain ministry. It is not an eay job, that is why not everyone can be a Minister. Should a woman be better in giving the most service, determination and skill to the certain ministry, she would certainly get the job (it is a meritocracy society). Unfortunately, that is not the case as there seem to lack females who gives the most service, determination and skill to the certain ministry, and hence could not make the cut.

So, feminist, try to incoporate intelligent thought before making such comments. To ensure the best outcome for Singapore, the post has to be given to those with the best qualification, not gender issues.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

An International Best-Seller

Are you tired of reading nothing but mass produced stories from some factory in many obscure nations? Want a book which constains REAL life? Constantly ashamed of reading works of capitalism? Well wait no further...

Author MABR is reporting for duty revolutionaries...

His new book, entitled "Meng and Me", chronicles yours trully (Marshall MABR) being forced to spend time in school with one of the biggest human screw-ups that was ever seen in recorded history. To protect his/her privacy and to encourage you to read the book to find out his real name, (ok it more of the latter, the former is a lie...) an anagram of his name is:

Toe Kia Meng Myjim

The name just resonates with evil and capitalism. The sad truth is he teaches one of the most accepted science within communism itself, physics, but all things do have a silver lining, for he also teaches (and blunders) with the 3rd largest scam, Project Work (with the 1st and 2nd being General Paper and Physical Education respectively). Read all about how Marshall himself could last beyond human limits with a source of complete idiocricy.

So do read the book. Coming in months time.

(first post in 3rd person...)

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

As Life Gets Better, Life Gets More Interesting

-Adapted from Stalin (with modifications)

There has been some good news happening after all. Raul Castro had just became President of Cuba, kudos to him. He will lead Cuba to greater heights and possibly revive its ailing economy.

Also, kudos to Ma Ying-jeou becoming president. Though not a communist, he does deserve reconition as he and Kuomintang will bring much benefits to Taiwan's economy and create better ties with People's Republic of China. This is for the better of all parties. As an icing to the cake, the voice of Taiwan citizens not to join the UN has also been heard. Not only joining UN is determinial to society itself, Taiwan has carefully avoided any disputes with People's Republic of China.

It is true then, life do get more interesting...

Hu and Wen are being too kind on the Tibetians

It seems that today, it is impossible for any good socialist to enjoy a sip of tea and read the newspaper without being bombarded with 'slandaring' on our more succesful revolutionary brothers (and sisters). North Korea, Cuba, Myanmar... but currently capitalist jackals have only one country in their view: China.

It seems that the 'world' media has nothing better to do but find ways to document China's fall, defective products, inedible food... but apparantly the new threat has come for inside China's borders itself...

...The Tibetians just got a bone to pick with Premier Wen and President Hu.

Every member of the porlitubo is just disgusted by the actions of such ruffians. And we could not express our discontent to how much lies those rioters are sprewing out from their mouths, creating enough bullshit to cover entire football fields.

The acts of terrorism happened not only in China but also in many other states, causing senseless distruption, damage and harm. It just began due to the biannual Love The Fatherland Day. The Tibetian protestors initially lament on being forced with government propaganda. This is just freaking stupid. EVERY GOVERNMENT IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY HAVE USED SOME FORM OF PROPAGANDA ON ITS CITIZENS. If those Tibetians realised, even the Dalai Lama are using propaganda on them. Everyone is bombarded with propaganda everytime and everywhere. If they do not like it than, too bad, they are in China anyway. Whats worse, propaganda is not that bad at all (to be explained in another post).

Then the Tibetians start marching into cities that they claim to participate in 'peaceful protests'. Well this is one os the stupidest make-up-stories that anyone have made so far. Tourist evacuating from Lhasa all speak of Tibetians overturning cars, burning private and public propertics, chaos, etc... How far can they lie? It is fine if they go protest or rally on the streets, once they start destroying property and performing acts of treason, they have crossed the line.

Every rioter in the street all agree that Chinese-Tibetian divide is one of the contributing factors for the social ostracism that is seen on the streets. However, with all the anti-China slogants they chant, do they even know thet the gap is going to get EVEN WORSE? It really ponders the socialist why many traitors rarely use their mass of grew and white matter. Its there for a reason you know...

And then there is the Dalai Lama. No effort to quelm the riots and apologise to China for the destruction caused by his people. Instead, within a few days the Dalai Lama was already lobbying with USA on what negative actions should be taken towards China. This is just ultimate treason, selling yourself and your people to capitalist interest.

Obviously Premier Wen and President Hu are not stupid. The moment they see the danger of this riots, the police and the military were mobilised. Certainly, with the might of PLA, the unplanned rioting was soon qualmed. But then, the Tibetians played dirty, they do what every feminist and women do when they lose, cry and bitch.

And so, many people around the world, without using a speck of intelligient thought, started sympathising with there society distrupters. The Tibetians started warping the truth from a protective China trying to defend others from the almost barbaric rioters to "big evil China trying to rape innocent Tibetians to oblivion." And so many retards fall for it. Tibetians really put Dubya's spin doctors to shame...

The Tibetians are really trying to tarnish China's image and hope to humiliate China by boycotting the Olympics. It just sickens when one thinks how much China has helped the Tibetians over the years and Tibetians being rude and disrespectful by wrecking the 'harmonious society' of China.

Seriously, Premier Wen and President Hu are too kind to the rioters. If I were them, this is what I would do:

1) Tell them to stop rioting or lose their citizenship. If rioting persisit, go to step 2
2) Warn them that as foreigners, China will retaliate at such acts of agression on the country. If agression persist, go to step 3
3) Unleash the entire PLA on the terrorists, fully annex Tibet as an ordinary state

China could not be more right in their actions, they are doing what is in their soverinity to protect themselves. The Tibetians have simply brought this upon themselves.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Asiasoft can take my passport and SHOVE IT

It has been some time before the porlitubo decide to post here. But today I have much to talk about, so expect a plethora of posts :)

Firstly lets begin with Asiasoft. Now this so called company that wishes to create 'friendship beyond frontiers' will not find much with the revolutionaries. Apparantly Asiasoft provides a certain so called passport where you can get accounts for games such as MapleStory. Well, the game certainly sucked and have an average interest similar to one that can find from hog faeces. I could have sworn I spend more time GETTING an Asiasoft 'passport' than playing the game.

...Oh about getting the passport....

I just could not understand the entire retarded system. Almost all other games, and all other gamescertainly providing more entertainment, use a much more simpler registration method where you actualy JUST register for an account. Multiple accounts, hey, "no shit", just delete them. It does not has the hassle of getting an Asiasoft 'passport'...

...Oh why do I refer to the 'passport' in inverted commas and the word Asiasoft always in front of it? Because 'passport' in my dictionary states:

PASSPORT, noun
1) an official government document certifying the holder's identity and citizenship and entitling them to travel abroad
2) (figurative) a thing that enable someone to acheive something

From the way the porlitubo sees it, there is no way an Asiasoft 'passport' qualify for any of that two above meanings. As such, I believe that Asiasoft wishes to invent a new definition of passport:

3) an excessive and stress intensifing, unnecessary account that forces [Asiasoft] 'passport' holders to play extremely overated games due to holders realising that they wasted a sizable portion of their lifespan creating the [Asiasoft] 'passport' and thus wold be tricked into wasting more of it with playing such games

More or less that covers it. To avoid confusion with other more meaningful passports, this passport shall be refered to as Asiasoft 'passport'. Now, back to 'bitching' about the registeration...

When I enter the page to register for an Asiasoft 'passport' the site that greeted me was to input my NRIC. The reason given to me are 'for contacting me when i win a prize'. Well excuse me, I do not believe that its worth for such overated game companies to search into my personal details through my NRIC, especially a foreign one. Such information is only for governments or at-least government-owned firms.

Next, it is stated that only I can use my own NRIC for one Asiasoft 'passport'. And what did the site told me? My NRIC was already used. I have NEVER, EVER created an Asiasoft 'passport' and this is apparantly due to some stupid classmate stealing the NRIC of students from the list. That does not really makes my blood boil. What does is, if the use of my own NRIC is so important, why did Asiasoft NOT have a section of their company dedicated to things such as stealing of NRIC to create Asiasoft 'passport' and a division to help people like me to get their Asiasoft 'passport' back? Apparantly, the lack of this service really questions their seriousness and credibility. All the more I do not want to give them my NRIC and have them snoop around with my data.

After that, deciding to still give a chance by using my father's NRIC, my father is now a proud owner of an Asiasoft 'passport'. The trick is to now figure out how to use it. It took one hour to find out what to do at Maplesea website and try to get an account in my father's Asiasoft 'passport' when the web page keeps on misdirecting. In terms of opportunity cost, I incur

1) unable to write a speech for the upcoming Communist Convention
2) unable to edit a chapter in my manifesto

If you capitalist dogs need an example that you know, here is one:

1) not having sex 120 times (intercourse time only counted)
2) unable to read a porn magazine till your lewd urges are sated
3) cannot eradicate your entire bank account, and multiplied by 3600 times

All this for an overated game. Yeesh...

So I thought it was all over. That was not. After a few years producing the mutant of a Maplesea, they could not help it but produse another opposite-of-pinnacle-of-human-acheivement, Cabalsea. So, trying to find out how lousy this game is, I have to get my father's Asiasoft 'passport'. As it turns out, my father's Asiasoft 'passport', the jewel of his collection, has been suspended. Again, why the hell did Asiasoft ban my father's freaking Asiasoft 'passport' with no reason given? I will choke to death if they told me my father's Asiasoft 'passport' is banned due to no use for so long. Hmm... makes me wonder, I do not remember government banning people passports when they do not travel out the country for 2 FREAKING YEARS?

Also, WHY THE HELL DID ASIASOFT BAN MY FATHER'S ACCOUNT AND NOT A SINGLE EMAIL OR POSTMAIL IS SENT TO NOTIFY THE BAN!!?! I seem to remember that it is by either Geneva or Hague convention that you have to declare war with another contry before invading them, and governments have to send court orders to defendants to charge them in court. Apparantly, if Asiasoft would like to send an entire SWAT or Gurkha strike force to my house, I doubt they will send as much as a tissue paper to my mailbox.

[/bitching] I feel a large load had just lifted off my chest...

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Malaysian Elections 2008

Yeah, now is the time to tone down on rhetorics and philosophy, and turn to more current issues.

Maybe let's start with some politics (yay, what this blog is SUPPOSED to do).

Just some time ago in a country called Malaysia, sentiments were high among his people. Whether its the BERSIH rallies, HINRAF riots or 'lack-of-thought-and-effort-and-public-opinion' policies,the good ol Pak Lah decided to hold an election. Yay,

...just the best time to do it.

And so extremely confident UMNO, MCA, MIC, and the rest of the Barisan National entered the elections, but then face one of the worst massacare the BN has everseen.

Too bad MCP is not running, and all of you should have seen Pak Lah and deputy faces during press conference...

Time to start looking at it analytically. Malaysia politics may be seen as the new trend of 'one-party-democracy' (not very far from communist system at all), though it is not as prevalent and extreme as the one in Singapore. Well, in more liberal democratic political scenes, usually a party losses if the opposition is popular or the party itself has become unpopular. As for single party democracies, only the latter applies (or is much more important than the former).

To put it blantly, UMNO, MCA, MIC, Gerakan and such screwed up.

Maybe is not as bad as Gorbachev screwing up USSR politics, but still a pretty bad screw-up.

So its one thing to know how you lost, but another to know why?

Opinions differ at this point, but everyone can point to the disgruntment of Malaysians, both Malays and non-Malays. People point to corruption, NEP, idiotic and humiliating MPs and Ministers, BN losing touch with citizens, yada yada... This issues should have been blantly obvious to BN. It dosen't really that much thought for an ordinary person, and even less by any accomplished socialist, to realised that such things WILL bring the downfall of the coalision. Now, it seems BN is relying heavily on the votebank in Eastern Peninsular.

BN must make amends to the Malaysian people... This experience is a testament to all on the dangers of losing touch with the people...

"I am always ready to learn although I do not always like to be thought" -Winston Churchill

(note to porlitubo: find Communist quotes next time)

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Do You Know What Can Make All Our Activities Better!?!!

...criticism

I'm just watching again and again governments (and everyone else) attacking those whom just say that their activities just don't work. Well that just snaps all of the porlitubo members...

In fact this even shakes the very foundation of communism itself. Karl Marx himself said that change can only come about by conflict. Well, how do you expect to do all those that you propose when you are just sitting on your lazy bottom you retards?

Just imagine a world without criticism. Everyone sitting on their golden toilet bowl and hurling human waste at each other. No one gives a damn about the degration that they perform...

... well we, for one, I am going to help everyone, whether socialist or not. Starting today, when my bullshit detector explodes, be sure to accept harsh criticism, no matter how much of a tin god you are.

So... shut up and cry...

Great 10 Minutes Leap...

Apparantly some of you revolutionaries are aware of some changes in this information enlightenment website... (and those capitalist whom use a brain)

Information has been very slow as... things have been very slow (what, do you take us as some corrupt leeches?)

If you have noticed, there has been a new list of 'socially-acceptable' songs that are posted. So enjoy...

...or else

Now, back to how much we rule...

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Personal Responsibility...

The porlitubo seriously wonders if universal values do exist... well... universally among all of humanity. It seems that people of capitalist ideology are seriously lacking of it.

This post is directed to the one whom messaged me recently about the previous post. She complaint that I have accused her of humiliating DPR12S by pasting the 'dehumanisation' poster over the DPR12S only poster. She than not only denies that she did the act of treason... but she did what every cowardly capitalist would do...

...she points at another fellow capitalist and claim innocence.

Well... this moronic statement certainly made our blood boil, or as Maddox says "turns on my bullshit meter" Firstly, I have evidence from a friendly informant within the scene of the crime, not only stating that she did it, but other supporting details that prove its genuine.

Next... WHAT IN THE NAME OF LENIN DO YOU MEAN I DO NOT TAKE OWNERSHIP OF MY OWN POSTER!!?! This is just sends the meter skyrocketting. I am just shocked at this statement that I refuse to continue the coversation. If I just accept it, the 'accused' will simply give either an "off-the-shelf" apology or point at another serf of the rich. But none of this pointing buisness, its the thought of pointing it that angers and insult.

Just think about it retards, you come to class one day and find that your table is clean and others are defaced, where you told someone else to clean it, who in the world are the classmates are going to blame? As long as what activities related to you has negative externalities and is conducted by others , its still your fault dumbass, yours alone. As a responsible person (such as all communist) would either stop this activity or apologise to everyone affected and ... CORRECT IT.

JUst like the Chernobyl Reactor 4, the boss is asleep during the testing and after the meltdown he was aqquitted and punished. Why?

...he is in charge.

So you capitalist dogs... stop whining and blaming others. Gep up from your @$$ and stand on your own feet. Be responsible.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Official Release of Information

Unlike many corrupt governments worldwide,
the counter-attacking revolutionaries aim at 100% transparency,
just like what it was under CCCP, PRC and DPRK.

So, the patriots and revolutionaries are informed that a new manifesto and anthem are composed from the second this is article is released.

This is in line with the 'restructuring' of the communist system...
...pruning unproductive practices and ensuring a communist future brighter than before.

The patriots and revolutionaries will henceforth be informed of more information when appropriate and necessary.

A True Last Stand

As many of you communist infered...
(and any of those capitalist whom use your brains, if any)

I myself have to go to an SSEF competition to present not one but TWO projects
with two captitalist as meatshields
and what was the sight that greeted me...

The two booths COMPLETELY surrounded by booths from imperialistic HCI, NUSHS, VJC, and NJC...

... even one of the capitalist remarked
"don't get your hopes too high, we are just here for experience"

Yea right retard... haven't your money sense deluded your 'gentlemanliness'
(as u $ people call it?)

ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE communist will fight to our last drop of blood if we are in helpless and we will always stand our ground and not give an inch of our land . That is what I did...

... and im proud of it.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Not on the Sinking Ship

Bloody Blogger, did not allow me to type my post

but, as a communist, I will not allow that to deter me...


I'm really tired of the stupidity that i'm seeing today
people who should be weeded out by Darwinism but survived due to the 'softness' of our social system...

Just taking about this makes my blood boil...

Hui Min pasting her crapped up poster on 'Animal Kindness' over DPR12S poster
(not only an insult but also an act of stupidity, there is so much space elsewhere and she just wanted it there)
People copying homework here and there... teachers not bothering to collect homework...
All teacher adoring (and possibly worshipping) the great enermy, she who insults ohters with the same name...

This just makes me wonder, how long can this capitalist system survive with such social degredation that is happening. This makes me proud to be a communist...

... at least i'm not on the sinking ship.

NOTICE: Ceeding from 0712C

With effect from 0000 hours on 25th of February 2008, the state will henceforth ceed from 0712C into the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series (DPR12S). This is in line with many events that occured within the political realm of 0712C itself:

1) The humiliation and scrapegoating of the state during the 2007 National Day outing
2) The lack of understanding from 0712C to the state, especially observed during 2008 Red Cross Flag Day
3) The extreme idelogical differences between the state and 0712C
4) Conflicting ordinances and policies by the state and 0712C, including but not restricted to discipline and relations with deadweights
5) Lack of respect and opinion from the state to 0712C

Henceforth, the split will ensure the state will continue with its duties and developments with greater efficiency and allow the state's principle to be upheld, while 0712C to continue with any further actions without constant reciprocal to the state, its people and its ideology.

All public relations between individual members of 0712C will undergo review, policies to the benefit of 0712C to be stopped and abolished by 2350 on 24th of February 2008, standing ordinances will be sent for review after 24th of February 2008 and, should it be deemed unfavourable, abolished.

Anyone willing to withold attempts of creation of DPR12S, other than members of the state, sharp reciprocals are in store.

-- Thought of the day --
The beginning of revolution begings with the workers and peasants themselves.

Personality Scan


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From swinging to dangerous heights on the jungle gym to buying that pricey sweater in every color, the one thing you can be depended on to do is, well, too much. It may not work out perfectly all the time, but you're the one who will try your hardest to go the farthest, and that's usually what it takes to get ahead. And we love it! After all, nobody ever changed the world by playing it safe.

Sure you take it easy sometimes, since you can't live life on the edge all the time. Still, everyone appreciates your grand gestures and big passions, and they can't wait to see what you're going to do next. Way to keep everyone guessing!
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Your color is black. The color of night. Serene and mysterious, black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns, dashing tuxedos, and gleaming limousines. Traditionally a symbol of success, black also represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection. Not surprisingly, you tend to set challenging goals for yourself and do whatever it takes to achieve them — your strength of character is second to none. This unfaltering determination, along with your natural elegance, impresses people. But keep in mind that your personality might be intimidating to some. Try to temper your demanding side with a little softness — trust us, it won't kill you. Overall, though, black is the color of professionalism and achievement, which means it's clearly the color for you.
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