The Battle for Economics Classroom

Like many of you revolutionaries know, we often hear the degredation of citizens under capitalist opression. What is particularly alarming is the degredation of behaviour and increasing rudeness among the younger generation. Just draw the dots... what will be of the future of society!?!!

Apparantly, DPR12S and the roving bands of 0712C was entertained to such a scene, involving a member of 0712C, Teo Wai Kit, or classified by porlitubo as "Society of Collective Laziness".

As infered from the title, this spat of rudeness took place during Economics class, between himself and the honoured economics teacher, Miss Wong. This battle can be broken down into 4 categories: Initial Sorties, First Wave, Second Wave, and aftermath. The porlitubo have prepared a map to show how the battle took place.

Initial sorties: Miss Wong arrived at the classroom. Immediately, Wai Kit set a bad impression, not wearing the collar pin for the umpteenth time. And, also for the umpteenth, he is sent downstairs to purchase another one. However, during Wai Kit's absence, the seeds for the next conflict has been found and sowed.

First Wave: An essay that was written by Wai Kit was found to be very sloppy and tardy. When Wai Kit returned, he was informed that the essay will not be accepted. Immediately, Wai Kit launches a all out frontal offensive directly at Miss Wong. However, Miss Wong's defences not only held but also repelled Wai Kit's lack of intelligience attack, forcing Wai Kit to return back to his essay. Halfway retreating, Wai Kit swore and made hand gestures. These were detected by Miss Wong but in the matter of efficiency she held her position and left Wai Kit unmolested.

Second Wave: Miss Wong began with patrolling the class. Her route is planned so as to approach Wai Kit's position from 8 o'clock. As expected, Wai Kit's lack of preparation for the lesson was noticed. Immediately, the patrolled opened to a front, whereby Miss Wong struck a blow from the back. BAM!!! Wai Kit was forced of his position and sent packing off unceromoniously from the classroom. Miss Wong 1, Wai Kit 0.

Aftermath: Now outside the classroom, he is being taunted by Miss Wong as Wai Kit perched on the window. Every of her word is a damaging blow. Finally Wai Kit was given a choice, redo the essay either at his current position or at the sanctum of knowledge. Unfortunately, he could not even answer this question. Instead he bombarded with more rudeness through asking Miss Wong to "pick for me" as "you are the one who give me the choices". That bastard, many of such people do not realise that a choice is a privleage, not a right. He them continued to perch on the window, pretending to do the essay. He then dissappeared from view, but not from the ears of DPR12S. Their intelligience informed that Wai Kit simply hid in the staircase and fell asleep.

As for the percentage of cupability, Wai Kit 100% Miss Wong 0%. This entire issue has been instigated by Wai Kit himself, by his attitude and by is rudeness. He shows lack of remorse and most likely did not pass up his essay. Idiot.

A... urm... sight...

... enough said...

Just when we are returning back to home base after a session in the temple of learning, the convoy of yours truly and capitalist human shields encounter a de jure exercising area but de facto playground. Suddenly, as if obtaining a steal of time to be a child again, my human shields begin extracting pleasure and enjoyment from the machines positioned on the grounds. There they go... here and there, climbing this and that...

Apparantly shocked at the lack of decency and akward looks by many passing by, I stood shocked, thinking nothing could get worse...

... unfortunately Murphy's Law has the uncanny ability to infiltrate every situation...

All of a sudden... our dear friend Chandru, holding a position comparable to Generalissmo in United We Stand Nigga Party, begins to climb a monkey bar. Hell, this led him to akward positions with his glutamus maximus always pointed outwars. I wished i took a video of it...

... or maybe not... I might get tramautised by this sight...

A Minor Reflection of Porlitubo's Activities

So again comes the dreaded... I mean long awaited 10 year congress... except its 1 month this time. Its just crazy... in just 1 month, a multitude of posts has been released for public viewing. Mind you, they aren't just posts, they are QUALITY POST THAT ARE SPOKEN HIGHLY OF by the porlitubo. The effectiveness of this socialist rallying point is undebatable, a sizable force of revolutionaries have been contacted and we are ready to CHANGE THE WORLD... after we have our rest (essential for good health is it not?)

So... expect more post for months to come. The porlitubo will contine to inform you, both proletriats and burgeouis, who bother to listen. As of now signing off...

Marshall MABR
General Secetary of Last Communist Stronghold
High Marshall (formerly Generalismo) of Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series

Thought of the day: The lower and longer one bows, the harder it is for one to stand straight again

Do Not Just Sit There And Absorb Everything Mindlessly You Cretins

Time and time again the revolutionaries and society (or those who bother) are entertained with the general stupidity of capitalist society. Time and time again we are forsed to look at degenerate apes listening to anti-society and anti-progressive trash and bemocing more enslaved to it by the minute. No one of them bothers to listen to what is in the lyrics, they just follow the crowd (which is usually started by burgeouis). No wonder society is experiencing such a rate of social degredation.

So, the moral is to be discerning, read the freaking lyrics and make sure that your source of subliminal propaganda is what you want. No more feminist songs and desires to have sex (both of which is in most songs), no more 'lovesongs', 'toes and nose', 'beautiful girls', 'lets dance' or whatever of such faeces. Music has always been creating the mood, and always well used in communist countries. Here are the top 3 listed by porlitubo:

3) 'Weird Al'

Oh yeah, this guy really knows how to poke holes at everyone. Not only is his every creation a work of art (albeit not all are good pieces of art though), some of them pokes holes at how stupid the songs are, such as unnaturally long pauses and unneeded use of profanity. Hell, some of the songs are even better than the original creation... good job.

2) Sonata Arctica

Maybe its a good reason Asia is rather alienated from them, if they are allowed to perform he they will immediately overwhelm the stupid singers here who has absolutely no singing talent but frequently strip to expose their sillicon enhanced breast or fake abs. Heck, Asians do not know what they are missing out. Classics like My Land, and extremely nationalistic song that chronicles the quest of retaking your own country, Kingdom of a Heart and many more. Sonata Arctica does not focus much on feminism ideals and having sex, even their most 'suggestive' song, My Selene, is focused on finding the 'Selene' and not what to do with it/her after 'Selene' is found. Even better 'Selene' could even be a personification of anything, freedom of a country, excellent A level results, or anything else. Chuck those 'non-singing' singers, Sonata Arctica is like Chuck Norris compared to them.

1) Manowar

YEAH!!!! One of the only bands I ever heard that focus on war and Norse mythology. Feminist and nymphocyte who try to lisen to Manowar and expect their crap will be dissapointed. BAM!!! Manowar 1, freaks of nature 0. Just that simple. In fact, just listen to their freaking lyrics, its awesome. Just two of the songs, Warriors of the World (not the album) and Hands of Doom is strong enough to chew and spit out all the songs that is not on this list. Grow up, young facist. Manowar will come to your house and wreck your lives.

Others deserving mention:

- Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin
- Dr Bombay
- Send me an Angel by Scorpions

Yes capitalist, your priveledge of corrupting young minds are over. Bwahahahaha!!!

Use that Brain of Yours Capitalist Scum...

This just completely baffles the porlitubo. It is widely known that capitalist are very quick to capitalise upon anything, but for the recent past few years the party has yet to see them use their grey and white matter contained within their cranium. They often go around, 'preaching' the false goodness of capitalism while attacking communism without even using any intelligience or observations. Hell, almost everytime they did not even notice what they are sprewing out of their mouths; what they say did not even make any sense...

Almost all of their befouling actually begins with the same rhetorics that is copied from a textbook made by capitalist. This is how almost all off the conversations go:

Capitalist: Why are you so supportive of communism?

MABR: Duh, its a much better system than democracy and capitalism.

Capitalist: (trying to look smart) Actually its not feasible, people are all greedy and the communist system will not work.

MABR: But by saying so you are assuming that everyone could not break the Socio-Darwinism cycle and not sacrifice initially for the greater good of society.

Capitalist: (scratches head) Erms... I do not know what you are talking about...

Then shut up you retards. So far I have to endure at least 5 of such conversations which always goes exactly the same and all arguments are copied exactly from the same text. One of them went even further, he insulted our brothers from DPR12S, saying that the nation would soon collaspe. Well here is the punch line, it never has and never will. However, he fails to notice that DPR12S would owned his country in just seconds. In order to prevent such embarrasment, the generalismo of DPR12S just decided to leave him and his deluded mind alone.

Just to set the record straight, communism is much more efficient that capitalism. Period. Just look at CCCP, China and North Korea, their growth rates are exponential compared to capitalist countries. Capitalist only knows how to nitpick at small detail.