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Saturday, April 12, 2008

The Battle for Economics Classroom

Like many of you revolutionaries know, we often hear the degredation of citizens under capitalist opression. What is particularly alarming is the degredation of behaviour and increasing rudeness among the younger generation. Just draw the dots... what will be of the future of society!?!!

Apparantly, DPR12S and the roving bands of 0712C was entertained to such a scene, involving a member of 0712C, Teo Wai Kit, or classified by porlitubo as "Society of Collective Laziness".

As infered from the title, this spat of rudeness took place during Economics class, between himself and the honoured economics teacher, Miss Wong. This battle can be broken down into 4 categories: Initial Sorties, First Wave, Second Wave, and aftermath. The porlitubo have prepared a map to show how the battle took place.

Initial sorties: Miss Wong arrived at the classroom. Immediately, Wai Kit set a bad impression, not wearing the collar pin for the umpteenth time. And, also for the umpteenth, he is sent downstairs to purchase another one. However, during Wai Kit's absence, the seeds for the next conflict has been found and sowed.

First Wave: An essay that was written by Wai Kit was found to be very sloppy and tardy. When Wai Kit returned, he was informed that the essay will not be accepted. Immediately, Wai Kit launches a all out frontal offensive directly at Miss Wong. However, Miss Wong's defences not only held but also repelled Wai Kit's lack of intelligience attack, forcing Wai Kit to return back to his essay. Halfway retreating, Wai Kit swore and made hand gestures. These were detected by Miss Wong but in the matter of efficiency she held her position and left Wai Kit unmolested.

Second Wave: Miss Wong began with patrolling the class. Her route is planned so as to approach Wai Kit's position from 8 o'clock. As expected, Wai Kit's lack of preparation for the lesson was noticed. Immediately, the patrolled opened to a front, whereby Miss Wong struck a blow from the back. BAM!!! Wai Kit was forced of his position and sent packing off unceromoniously from the classroom. Miss Wong 1, Wai Kit 0.

Aftermath: Now outside the classroom, he is being taunted by Miss Wong as Wai Kit perched on the window. Every of her word is a damaging blow. Finally Wai Kit was given a choice, redo the essay either at his current position or at the sanctum of knowledge. Unfortunately, he could not even answer this question. Instead he bombarded with more rudeness through asking Miss Wong to "pick for me" as "you are the one who give me the choices". That bastard, many of such people do not realise that a choice is a privleage, not a right. He them continued to perch on the window, pretending to do the essay. He then dissappeared from view, but not from the ears of DPR12S. Their intelligience informed that Wai Kit simply hid in the staircase and fell asleep.

As for the percentage of cupability, Wai Kit 100% Miss Wong 0%. This entire issue has been instigated by Wai Kit himself, by his attitude and by is rudeness. He shows lack of remorse and most likely did not pass up his essay. Idiot.

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NOTICE: Ceeding from 0712C

With effect from 0000 hours on 25th of February 2008, the state will henceforth ceed from 0712C into the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series (DPR12S). This is in line with many events that occured within the political realm of 0712C itself:

1) The humiliation and scrapegoating of the state during the 2007 National Day outing
2) The lack of understanding from 0712C to the state, especially observed during 2008 Red Cross Flag Day
3) The extreme idelogical differences between the state and 0712C
4) Conflicting ordinances and policies by the state and 0712C, including but not restricted to discipline and relations with deadweights
5) Lack of respect and opinion from the state to 0712C

Henceforth, the split will ensure the state will continue with its duties and developments with greater efficiency and allow the state's principle to be upheld, while 0712C to continue with any further actions without constant reciprocal to the state, its people and its ideology.

All public relations between individual members of 0712C will undergo review, policies to the benefit of 0712C to be stopped and abolished by 2350 on 24th of February 2008, standing ordinances will be sent for review after 24th of February 2008 and, should it be deemed unfavourable, abolished.

Anyone willing to withold attempts of creation of DPR12S, other than members of the state, sharp reciprocals are in store.

-- Thought of the day --
The beginning of revolution begings with the workers and peasants themselves.

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