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Thursday, August 28, 2008

One More Reason Why Modern Democracy is Screwed

You get alot of shitheads who just say yes...

Plainly i'm tired of watching, day in and day out, of parlimentary sittings of many countries, most MPs just sit down and shut up. They just answered a well programmed yes and ass-lick their superiors. They do not even challenge the proposal of the ministers from their own party, even though its dumb to society...

... somehow its not stuffed in their dumb minds that they are to serve the people, not the obese kings...

Oh yeah, also expect them to recite some well orated argument that the King Pins of the Parlimants want to hear, and of course they have a satisfactory answer. Did these MPs ever once think that when they are voted in, well planned among MPs-and-ministers but essentially trivial arguements are not whay you are voted (and paid) for? Asshats.

SO now what I propose is this:

DISSOLVE ALL FORMS OF POLITICAL PARTIES

From now on it is illegal to form parties during and after an election. Constituencies will be smaller (no GRCs) where each and every candidate has to fight for his own ass. No more back seat politicians... all have to join the fray...

Monday, August 18, 2008

A short note

Didn't the porlitubo tell anybody about how much do we hate narcissm and hypocricy?

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Further Field Reports

Once again, our capitalist-aligned targets are once gain a hotbed of activity. This time one almost became an alienated state from not only the 0712C alliance but also to the loose 0712C' confederacy and neutral parties.

Unfortunately, to prevent the aforementioned state from getting owned, neither his/her name or designated codename will be revealed...

It all began with an outburst on the state's news and propaganda bulletin (which some of you money-minded thugs call 'blogs'). The state in question, which is already very distant, complained about being alienated in the 0712C civics group (note: it is not the same as 0712C alliance) and included comments to everyone in the civics group. What made sparks fly was the state blamed most of 0712C alliance for the 'cold treatment'. The 0712C alliance instead believe that the state itself neglected the entire civics group due to having outside 'contacts', but when the 'contacts' were gone, it seems that the state expects to get the 'friendship treatment'.

Furthermore, the remarks on the 'blog' also points to the strained relationship with another of the state's past ally whom has sticked with him while the state has 'contacts' but that state itself broke ties due to some argument. Unfortunately, this bulletin does not bode well.

In escence, the state has practically declared war to many factions in 0712C civics group. Not a smart option for building a friendly relationship.

However, to avert disaster, on the state's part, selfless actions has been taken by mainly three factions, the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series, the United We Stand Nigga Party, and the Epitome of Social Degredation. High Marshall himself would like to thank the Generalismo of UWSNP, for much of the effort is on his part. The activities of this 'coalition of the willing' was small, to unite the state with the ally.

Unfortunately, it was not as easy as liberating Berlin. The state is especially stubborn to solutions or comprimises. His views were hypocritical and conflicting, he keeps pulling reasons why not to re-establish ties with the ally, but also feels sad and wishes to make friends with the ally. Furthermore, on the day of negotiations between the state and the ally, the ally has revealled that he views that the state has betrayed the ally. It took a herculean effort by Generalismo of UWSNP to make both site come into terms. The result of the talks however, could not be quantified and evaluated :( .

The incriminating 'blogpost' has been removed. Even is it isn't, the Porlitubo would not recommend any socialist to read it, due to the dialect (or lack of language) used. Instead, an informative video with summary, review and evaluation has been uploaded for you're viewing pleasure has been uploaded here.

The moral of the lesson? Be careful of what you post? Maybe (to a capitalist) but a better one is "be prepared to go all the way". The state wants to break ties further, but could not accept the current or future circumstances. That almost made the state a wreck. If the state has straight foward goals, absolutely unhypocritical and non-conflicting ideology, he could have closed the entire border and made himself the Dalai Lama for life. Perhaps there is another lessson, a hypocrite always loses.

Well that is about it. Now its a good time to touch about the heighten-security 'visitor' whom comes around the Porlitubo's bulletin and the Porlitubo's intel target. Rest assured the local KGB and staski is keeping and eye on you. We will not hesitate to take... appropriate action should you try to pull some strings.

Oh, and by the way

FUCK OFF MY SITE MENG!!!

NOTICE: Ceeding from 0712C

With effect from 0000 hours on 25th of February 2008, the state will henceforth ceed from 0712C into the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series (DPR12S). This is in line with many events that occured within the political realm of 0712C itself:

1) The humiliation and scrapegoating of the state during the 2007 National Day outing
2) The lack of understanding from 0712C to the state, especially observed during 2008 Red Cross Flag Day
3) The extreme idelogical differences between the state and 0712C
4) Conflicting ordinances and policies by the state and 0712C, including but not restricted to discipline and relations with deadweights
5) Lack of respect and opinion from the state to 0712C

Henceforth, the split will ensure the state will continue with its duties and developments with greater efficiency and allow the state's principle to be upheld, while 0712C to continue with any further actions without constant reciprocal to the state, its people and its ideology.

All public relations between individual members of 0712C will undergo review, policies to the benefit of 0712C to be stopped and abolished by 2350 on 24th of February 2008, standing ordinances will be sent for review after 24th of February 2008 and, should it be deemed unfavourable, abolished.

Anyone willing to withold attempts of creation of DPR12S, other than members of the state, sharp reciprocals are in store.

-- Thought of the day --
The beginning of revolution begings with the workers and peasants themselves.

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