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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

A Taste of October...

I assure you all this site will not, and never has, fallen into disrepair. Patriots can look foward to a brighter future (in the form of updates) very soon.

In the mean time, the porlitubo has understand that several of our observed capitalist factions has taken into liking of changing their layout and 'skins' of their blogpost. Socialist need not worry, for these changes will NOT come into effect here. This is so as we reconise that you're welfare needs to be preserved, as...

1) This site is to be read, so the colour and fonts will be simple but large and pleasant

2) The layout will be kept simple for the benefit of all Marxist (and tacitly some of you capitalist)

It is sad that this is not clear to many webmasters, for their own selfish greed will lead to stupidity, hatred and discomfort for the viewer.

To sum up, expect post soon.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

We are Superior, You are Not

Mehehehe, just had a good laugh while receiving intelligience reports. To just sum it up quickly, the porlitubo just could not believe so many people are bothering to watch the by-products of the Hollywood propaganda machine. And this are the same people whom scoff at communism. Well, as edited from the words of Dick Masterson, you can't blame these people for stupidity as you would blame a dog. It's just a shame whe have to live with such people...

Oh yes talking about mass produced crap that many willingly consume, we have almost finished compiling the top 3 most capitalist and stupid movies that aren't worth any of you're time, even if you are a capitalist. In the words spoken by Party SPokesman Dru from United We Stand Nigga Party...

...i'll be back (with updates)

Sunday, May 11, 2008

To set things straight

...yes, we have not been posting for a while

The porlitubo is getting disheartant over posting stuff here, we have many to discuss, but every time we begin writing we have a dendron and neuron overload, due to too much information flowing though our white cells and produced by grey cells. But this post should sum up those "very important and essential, but not too important for their own post".

Firstly, some of you communist, and capitalist who bother to read, may notice a series of post in the column of free expression. This is mainly due to an immaturity of one female whom abuse the rights of free expression and alluring 'anonimity' in internet. This oestrogen-filled cretin started to not only deface the column in the holiest and most patriotic site in the internet, but also in scores of other sites, most notably in the Epitome of Social Degredation and United We Stand Nigga Party websites.

But unfortunately this creature has bitten of more than she could chew, she insulted a particular race and belief system to Dru of United We Stand Nigga Party, a party spokesman whom would hold the rank similar to Generalismo in our Communist society. This ignorant pig forgot that with her comments, her IP adress has been left. Party Spokesman Dru reported the wimp to relevant authorities, waiting for the hammer of justice to fall upon her.

The High Marshall have helped Party Spokesman Dru by finding statues to charge such a filthy criminal. But the sins of that pig knows no bounds. Not only did the bigot insulted many blogs, she did so in the comfort of an unsuspecting victim! The victim, whom goes by the name of Khalil, overheard the investigations going on and realised that the IP adress will be traced to him. Khalil was forced to make contact with Party Spokesman Dru, apologising on her behalf. Dru agreed to drop the charges, to protect the seemingly innocent Khalil from being smitten. Yours truly has made efforts to contact that pig herself. She was scared, but not apologetic. However, most importantly, the fear of getting owned has certainly kept her away.

Some of you may have noted why the porlitubo has not taken action against Khalil. As in the previous case, Khalil is guilty of allowing an internet predator to terrorise many through his internet connections. You're own belongings are you're own responsibility. There are even conspiracy theories that those messages was instigated by Khalil himself. But whatever the matter, a partial socially-ineplitude organism, whom has used this ability against his Project Work group, who was forced to call Party Spokesman Dru and beg for his forgiveness is punishment itself.

We hope you modern 'feminist' are reading this. It was amusing to see people such as you parading with equal rights but at the same time blaming men for unequal rights and injecting stupidity in the human gene pool, but chauvanistic females have been shown to exist and many of them are behaving poorly. Until you have shown some maturity, do not bother to reply to this post.

NOTICE: Ceeding from 0712C

With effect from 0000 hours on 25th of February 2008, the state will henceforth ceed from 0712C into the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series (DPR12S). This is in line with many events that occured within the political realm of 0712C itself:

1) The humiliation and scrapegoating of the state during the 2007 National Day outing
2) The lack of understanding from 0712C to the state, especially observed during 2008 Red Cross Flag Day
3) The extreme idelogical differences between the state and 0712C
4) Conflicting ordinances and policies by the state and 0712C, including but not restricted to discipline and relations with deadweights
5) Lack of respect and opinion from the state to 0712C

Henceforth, the split will ensure the state will continue with its duties and developments with greater efficiency and allow the state's principle to be upheld, while 0712C to continue with any further actions without constant reciprocal to the state, its people and its ideology.

All public relations between individual members of 0712C will undergo review, policies to the benefit of 0712C to be stopped and abolished by 2350 on 24th of February 2008, standing ordinances will be sent for review after 24th of February 2008 and, should it be deemed unfavourable, abolished.

Anyone willing to withold attempts of creation of DPR12S, other than members of the state, sharp reciprocals are in store.

-- Thought of the day --
The beginning of revolution begings with the workers and peasants themselves.

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From swinging to dangerous heights on the jungle gym to buying that pricey sweater in every color, the one thing you can be depended on to do is, well, too much. It may not work out perfectly all the time, but you're the one who will try your hardest to go the farthest, and that's usually what it takes to get ahead. And we love it! After all, nobody ever changed the world by playing it safe.

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