THATS ALL I GOT?
YOU CAPITALIST ARE JUST ALL LOSERS BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Back to Pravda and Trud
Newspaper is not collective propagandist, but also a collective work organizer too!
Friday, December 26, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
I Grow Discouraged...
EDIT: The paragraph for 'The so called Grey Area' has been changed due to the initial version being unfair (ie i'm too kind).
...get the message?
The several weeks in isolation actually made me think about my 2 years worth of investment in that mental college. Yes, there are many issues, but let us forget the retarded administration and (almost all of) the teaching cohort for the moment. Instead, view the simpletons that I have spent throught the 2 years, the so-called "classmates"^1. Yes, life has been tough. I still struggled to learn the ways of the capitalist human...
... or for the matter of fact, of a human...
Unfortunately, the so called class structure was not what it is popularised by the "free" media. To put it blantly, it is simply a confederancy of different states, with one trying to dominate the other. Backstabbing was rampant. People pretend to help each other. An exact description of the failed society described by Marx. The entire situation was under a veil...
..until now or after the prom.
You see, it does not make any tactical sense, or any sense at all, to go to the prom. The food overpriced, lousy entertainment and the monsterous opportunity cost (which accounts about a googolplex of Zimbawean dollars^3). There was one benefit from this social activity.
It exposed them for who they are.
So now let me begin with washing the dirty laundry. I know some of these people will call me backstabber but hell, I don't give a damn. You can threaten me with social ostrachism but i'm almost there anyway. Instead, I ask you not to lie about being caring anymore. I doubt you can make any politicial gain from people you will not meet for the rest of you're lives. Fuck you if you do try anyway.
Lets begin with the prom. The division of the class is quite evident. Embodied by the two tables, one for the popular ones, the other for everyone (or thing) else. Meng obviously had a play on this, his 'anak tersayang'^4 is right smack at the front of the stage, while me and the chumps are at the back. I'm not complaining, the entertainment on the stage was dreadfull (or capable of commiting genocide) while the secluded table is just beside the refill bar.
So back to the tables. Maybe i'm just paranoid. Maybe its just that one table is not enough, and Meng just happen to be crazy or having mensuration. But there's just that nagging little fact that embodies the class seperation. Oh, I know, the fact that no one, other than me^5, actually went between the tables. Basically, its either that the popular peeps are well entertained with themselves, or they do not want to mingle with us 'losers'. In one of our final times that the people of the civic group actually get together^6, we do not try to show our bipartisianship. Instead, the popular ones exemplify the hireacy structure. What a way to blow it, just like Bush did. You all are nothing better than Bush btw.
Shit, I should have seen it all along! The way I was treated. People asking me questions after class and when Meng is monkeying around. But then when its socialising time, damn, I don't exist. Some take it a bit further, they pretend to listen to what I say. But I can sense the going-ons in their hypothalamus, hinting they don't give a shit, and they are doing this out of respect of... hell I don't even know. I was also snubbed right before the prom by the very associates in such a manner. Maybe thats what I am viewed as in class, a fucking tool factory.
I could scarcely immagine what they will say of me to their kids...
Parent: Hey kids, look at my school photoes... Ya bout this guy, didn't really like him. Always talk about irrelevant things. But he is a great tool factory
Child: What is a tool factory?
Parent: He is someone who you manipulate. Haha that little shit.
So back to the tables again. The only time the popular come is to take pictures. WHAT! THATS IT! You only come over to take photoes for you're own pleasure? And what the hell is with the craze of taking photoes with everybody anyway? Why bother taking photoes with everyone, feignthing that the two or more subjects are friends when at the age of 40 you will forget their names or dietary habits? Man, you know what I hate? Taking photoes. In fact, I regret having any of my photoes taken.
So lets begin with what I have to say to every major group in 0712C. I couldn't be bothered to write about everyone one of you. Anyway i know that earlier this year there was an attempt ^7 to do so which has failed miserably, so stop mailing me.
12C Ultra:
The 4 of you. I know that there are more of you in the click but i've decide to divide it into 2. So, 12C ultra, you remind me of Bush, really. The class starts out as wonderful, but you managed to screw it up. Great job, dumbass, splitting the class. Meh I don't have to tell you all how you did it, just review what you have done. Hell, I would even like being seperated from you all if not for one thing... you keep coming over the fence to ask me questions. I know, I sound like a fucking arrogant pig, but if you see it from my view... have you people no shame?
12C Not-so-Ultra
The other 5 from the clique. My hatred to you is not as much, but you all are still very tainted/evil/capitalist. Don't forget that.
12C' The Harem
This includes all the females and one guy in 12C'. relations are generally lukewarm, except for That One. And the Indian guy.
12C' The Guys
Hehe, you guys are quite fun. Its maybe that we are all outcastes. Shame that I only warmed up to you all at nearing the end of 2nd year.
The Diplomat from the Other Class
I really apologise for forgetting which class is it. You are a good person, not manipulating others. I did not manipulate you, hopefully, if you are asking.
The White Knight from RI^8
Well, I have mixed feelings about you. One one hand, thanks you for you're support in the 2 projects. Yet, 2 things. 1) You are too friendly to the 12Clique. 2) I will never forget what happened on NDP celebrations 2007
The so called Grey Area
YOU TWO! I do not know what to say, i'm just speechless. Firstly, thank you for all the help on the computer stuff, really appreciate it. Though it started warmly, the ties start to worsen soon.But at all times, no matter what you say, you are always with 'them'. One of you even profess that "I am a neutral" (quoted from Class Politics... Its Pure Evil...). My frothting ass, there is as much truth in that statement as cum is the most popular drink in the world. Furthermore, I would like to thank you even further for helping me to realise why I hate 12C at times, and listen to my bullshit. Though at times i'm quite sure the voice just pass through you two without any effect, by the looks of you're faces and you're mannerism. Just be well assured that Prom shows both of you who you really are.
Thats it. I'm done. I have said what needs to be said. If you have any assertions, do email me.
Man, I hate people.
^1 It isn't really a class, so i've taken the initiative to generalise this to move foward^2.
^2 You found the above endnote? I'm impressed.
^3 It still is a large amount mind you.
^4 Translate: beloved child(ren). The Malay phrase had a certain kind of effect not available in English.
^5 That makes me the emissionary of 12C' and DPR12S.
^6 There is a fallacy in that statement. The last time we meet will be the collection of results, which I don't think all of us will want to have a 'united' gathering.
^7 Which I shall now refer to as an 'experiment'.
^8 It does NOT stand for Raffles Institution, morons
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
I'm not CNN...
If you want to find local news, fell free to check the targets whom we have been keeping tabs on...
Meanwhile the secret project is progressing sucessfully, but albeit slowly...
Meanwhile the secret project is progressing sucessfully, but albeit slowly...
Thursday, August 28, 2008
One More Reason Why Modern Democracy is Screwed
You get alot of shitheads who just say yes...
Plainly i'm tired of watching, day in and day out, of parlimentary sittings of many countries, most MPs just sit down and shut up. They just answered a well programmed yes and ass-lick their superiors. They do not even challenge the proposal of the ministers from their own party, even though its dumb to society...
... somehow its not stuffed in their dumb minds that they are to serve the people, not the obese kings...
Oh yeah, also expect them to recite some well orated argument that the King Pins of the Parlimants want to hear, and of course they have a satisfactory answer. Did these MPs ever once think that when they are voted in, well planned among MPs-and-ministers but essentially trivial arguements are not whay you are voted (and paid) for? Asshats.
SO now what I propose is this:
DISSOLVE ALL FORMS OF POLITICAL PARTIES
From now on it is illegal to form parties during and after an election. Constituencies will be smaller (no GRCs) where each and every candidate has to fight for his own ass. No more back seat politicians... all have to join the fray...
Plainly i'm tired of watching, day in and day out, of parlimentary sittings of many countries, most MPs just sit down and shut up. They just answered a well programmed yes and ass-lick their superiors. They do not even challenge the proposal of the ministers from their own party, even though its dumb to society...
... somehow its not stuffed in their dumb minds that they are to serve the people, not the obese kings...
Oh yeah, also expect them to recite some well orated argument that the King Pins of the Parlimants want to hear, and of course they have a satisfactory answer. Did these MPs ever once think that when they are voted in, well planned among MPs-and-ministers but essentially trivial arguements are not whay you are voted (and paid) for? Asshats.
SO now what I propose is this:
DISSOLVE ALL FORMS OF POLITICAL PARTIES
From now on it is illegal to form parties during and after an election. Constituencies will be smaller (no GRCs) where each and every candidate has to fight for his own ass. No more back seat politicians... all have to join the fray...
Monday, August 18, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Further Field Reports
Once again, our capitalist-aligned targets are once gain a hotbed of activity. This time one almost became an alienated state from not only the 0712C alliance but also to the loose 0712C' confederacy and neutral parties.
Unfortunately, to prevent the aforementioned state from getting owned, neither his/her name or designated codename will be revealed...
It all began with an outburst on the state's news and propaganda bulletin (which some of you money-minded thugs call 'blogs'). The state in question, which is already very distant, complained about being alienated in the 0712C civics group (note: it is not the same as 0712C alliance) and included comments to everyone in the civics group. What made sparks fly was the state blamed most of 0712C alliance for the 'cold treatment'. The 0712C alliance instead believe that the state itself neglected the entire civics group due to having outside 'contacts', but when the 'contacts' were gone, it seems that the state expects to get the 'friendship treatment'.
Furthermore, the remarks on the 'blog' also points to the strained relationship with another of the state's past ally whom has sticked with him while the state has 'contacts' but that state itself broke ties due to some argument. Unfortunately, this bulletin does not bode well.
In escence, the state has practically declared war to many factions in 0712C civics group. Not a smart option for building a friendly relationship.
However, to avert disaster, on the state's part, selfless actions has been taken by mainly three factions, the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series, the United We Stand Nigga Party, and the Epitome of Social Degredation. High Marshall himself would like to thank the Generalismo of UWSNP, for much of the effort is on his part. The activities of this 'coalition of the willing' was small, to unite the state with the ally.
Unfortunately, it was not as easy as liberating Berlin. The state is especially stubborn to solutions or comprimises. His views were hypocritical and conflicting, he keeps pulling reasons why not to re-establish ties with the ally, but also feels sad and wishes to make friends with the ally. Furthermore, on the day of negotiations between the state and the ally, the ally has revealled that he views that the state has betrayed the ally. It took a herculean effort by Generalismo of UWSNP to make both site come into terms. The result of the talks however, could not be quantified and evaluated :( .
The incriminating 'blogpost' has been removed. Even is it isn't, the Porlitubo would not recommend any socialist to read it, due to the dialect (or lack of language) used. Instead, an informative video with summary, review and evaluation has been uploaded for you're viewing pleasure has been uploaded here.
The moral of the lesson? Be careful of what you post? Maybe (to a capitalist) but a better one is "be prepared to go all the way". The state wants to break ties further, but could not accept the current or future circumstances. That almost made the state a wreck. If the state has straight foward goals, absolutely unhypocritical and non-conflicting ideology, he could have closed the entire border and made himself the Dalai Lama for life. Perhaps there is another lessson, a hypocrite always loses.
Well that is about it. Now its a good time to touch about the heighten-security 'visitor' whom comes around the Porlitubo's bulletin and the Porlitubo's intel target. Rest assured the local KGB and staski is keeping and eye on you. We will not hesitate to take... appropriate action should you try to pull some strings.
Oh, and by the way
FUCK OFF MY SITE MENG!!!
Unfortunately, to prevent the aforementioned state from getting owned, neither his/her name or designated codename will be revealed...
It all began with an outburst on the state's news and propaganda bulletin (which some of you money-minded thugs call 'blogs'). The state in question, which is already very distant, complained about being alienated in the 0712C civics group (note: it is not the same as 0712C alliance) and included comments to everyone in the civics group. What made sparks fly was the state blamed most of 0712C alliance for the 'cold treatment'. The 0712C alliance instead believe that the state itself neglected the entire civics group due to having outside 'contacts', but when the 'contacts' were gone, it seems that the state expects to get the 'friendship treatment'.
Furthermore, the remarks on the 'blog' also points to the strained relationship with another of the state's past ally whom has sticked with him while the state has 'contacts' but that state itself broke ties due to some argument. Unfortunately, this bulletin does not bode well.
In escence, the state has practically declared war to many factions in 0712C civics group. Not a smart option for building a friendly relationship.
However, to avert disaster, on the state's part, selfless actions has been taken by mainly three factions, the Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series, the United We Stand Nigga Party, and the Epitome of Social Degredation. High Marshall himself would like to thank the Generalismo of UWSNP, for much of the effort is on his part. The activities of this 'coalition of the willing' was small, to unite the state with the ally.
Unfortunately, it was not as easy as liberating Berlin. The state is especially stubborn to solutions or comprimises. His views were hypocritical and conflicting, he keeps pulling reasons why not to re-establish ties with the ally, but also feels sad and wishes to make friends with the ally. Furthermore, on the day of negotiations between the state and the ally, the ally has revealled that he views that the state has betrayed the ally. It took a herculean effort by Generalismo of UWSNP to make both site come into terms. The result of the talks however, could not be quantified and evaluated :( .
The incriminating 'blogpost' has been removed. Even is it isn't, the Porlitubo would not recommend any socialist to read it, due to the dialect (or lack of language) used. Instead, an informative video with summary, review and evaluation has been uploaded for you're viewing pleasure has been uploaded here.
The moral of the lesson? Be careful of what you post? Maybe (to a capitalist) but a better one is "be prepared to go all the way". The state wants to break ties further, but could not accept the current or future circumstances. That almost made the state a wreck. If the state has straight foward goals, absolutely unhypocritical and non-conflicting ideology, he could have closed the entire border and made himself the Dalai Lama for life. Perhaps there is another lessson, a hypocrite always loses.
Well that is about it. Now its a good time to touch about the heighten-security 'visitor' whom comes around the Porlitubo's bulletin and the Porlitubo's intel target. Rest assured the local KGB and staski is keeping and eye on you. We will not hesitate to take... appropriate action should you try to pull some strings.
Oh, and by the way
FUCK OFF MY SITE MENG!!!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
I hate people...
no its only the capitalist thugs I hate.
But still, having to see so many of them everyday and night, it just makes me sick. In fact, I might as well call them people for the rest of this post, as all socialist are better classified as proletriat.
I hate people so much. They just have to be everywhere I look. Busses, libraries, and especially shopping malls (a place almost simmilar to hell itself). Hell, its people whom makes the entire process of requisitioning resourcess capitalistic, I have to face consumerism and those seduced by it when I have to go to malls to say... buy groceries and cooked food? Screw it, I also hate those whom publicly show affection, those people need to be thrown into coal furnaces, because thet is what they are only good for: fuel.
I hate all those Republic Poly people whom hog the busses I take every morning and evening, and for being and acting retarded in the busses. I also hate the retarded clothers they wear. I also hate most of Innova Junior College's students, they are just so retarded that I wonder how could they even come into this world. They just couldn't be bothered with studying, instead pursuing "physical activities" and "co (but not in) curricular activities". They literally flunk all of their subjects and care no nuts about it. Hell, they do not even want to stand up for their own rights. High Marshall himself has tried to gain support to get better condition in the canteen; the place is always crowded with no seats due to the stupidity of the school management and all of the tables has bird faecies. Instead the response given by the very students are retarded... claiming that the management has to be 'babied' and its all right if management does not give a shit on matters. One even has the cheek to talk about Innovian spirit (yeah right, a student body incapable of planning organised activities somehow has 'spirit'). I could concur the worst, Innoviants like to eat on crowded, avian shit infested tables.
I also hate the Innova management and teaching staff. Half of the economic department could be considered as self-conceited (believing that its not their problem when more than 80% fail this capitalistic subject).
But still, having to see so many of them everyday and night, it just makes me sick. In fact, I might as well call them people for the rest of this post, as all socialist are better classified as proletriat.
I hate people so much. They just have to be everywhere I look. Busses, libraries, and especially shopping malls (a place almost simmilar to hell itself). Hell, its people whom makes the entire process of requisitioning resourcess capitalistic, I have to face consumerism and those seduced by it when I have to go to malls to say... buy groceries and cooked food? Screw it, I also hate those whom publicly show affection, those people need to be thrown into coal furnaces, because thet is what they are only good for: fuel.
I hate all those Republic Poly people whom hog the busses I take every morning and evening, and for being and acting retarded in the busses. I also hate the retarded clothers they wear. I also hate most of Innova Junior College's students, they are just so retarded that I wonder how could they even come into this world. They just couldn't be bothered with studying, instead pursuing "physical activities" and "co (but not in) curricular activities". They literally flunk all of their subjects and care no nuts about it. Hell, they do not even want to stand up for their own rights. High Marshall himself has tried to gain support to get better condition in the canteen; the place is always crowded with no seats due to the stupidity of the school management and all of the tables has bird faecies. Instead the response given by the very students are retarded... claiming that the management has to be 'babied' and its all right if management does not give a shit on matters. One even has the cheek to talk about Innovian spirit (yeah right, a student body incapable of planning organised activities somehow has 'spirit'). I could concur the worst, Innoviants like to eat on crowded, avian shit infested tables.
I also hate the Innova management and teaching staff. Half of the economic department could be considered as self-conceited (believing that its not their problem when more than 80% fail this capitalistic subject).
Thursday, July 10, 2008
A Comeback...
Yes, I had spent too much time contemplating on life issues. Didn't have much time to blog, had to balance being pissed with the world and balancing studies (yes I am studying, communist do always improve themselves).
Just to say that I have just screwed up my exams,
big time.
Anyway, I'm taking opportunity of this dry spell on where there is a lack of blogging activity to post sensible stuff that proletiats care about...
Yes, I'm back. :)
Just to say that I have just screwed up my exams,
big time.
Anyway, I'm taking opportunity of this dry spell on where there is a lack of blogging activity to post sensible stuff that proletiats care about...
Yes, I'm back. :)
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
A Taste of October...
I assure you all this site will not, and never has, fallen into disrepair. Patriots can look foward to a brighter future (in the form of updates) very soon.
In the mean time, the porlitubo has understand that several of our observed capitalist factions has taken into liking of changing their layout and 'skins' of their blogpost. Socialist need not worry, for these changes will NOT come into effect here. This is so as we reconise that you're welfare needs to be preserved, as...
1) This site is to be read, so the colour and fonts will be simple but large and pleasant
2) The layout will be kept simple for the benefit of all Marxist (and tacitly some of you capitalist)
It is sad that this is not clear to many webmasters, for their own selfish greed will lead to stupidity, hatred and discomfort for the viewer.
To sum up, expect post soon.
In the mean time, the porlitubo has understand that several of our observed capitalist factions has taken into liking of changing their layout and 'skins' of their blogpost. Socialist need not worry, for these changes will NOT come into effect here. This is so as we reconise that you're welfare needs to be preserved, as...
1) This site is to be read, so the colour and fonts will be simple but large and pleasant
2) The layout will be kept simple for the benefit of all Marxist (and tacitly some of you capitalist)
It is sad that this is not clear to many webmasters, for their own selfish greed will lead to stupidity, hatred and discomfort for the viewer.
To sum up, expect post soon.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
We are Superior, You are Not
Mehehehe, just had a good laugh while receiving intelligience reports. To just sum it up quickly, the porlitubo just could not believe so many people are bothering to watch the by-products of the Hollywood propaganda machine. And this are the same people whom scoff at communism. Well, as edited from the words of Dick Masterson, you can't blame these people for stupidity as you would blame a dog. It's just a shame whe have to live with such people...
Oh yes talking about mass produced crap that many willingly consume, we have almost finished compiling the top 3 most capitalist and stupid movies that aren't worth any of you're time, even if you are a capitalist. In the words spoken by Party SPokesman Dru from United We Stand Nigga Party...
...i'll be back (with updates)
Oh yes talking about mass produced crap that many willingly consume, we have almost finished compiling the top 3 most capitalist and stupid movies that aren't worth any of you're time, even if you are a capitalist. In the words spoken by Party SPokesman Dru from United We Stand Nigga Party...
...i'll be back (with updates)
Sunday, May 11, 2008
To set things straight
...yes, we have not been posting for a while
The porlitubo is getting disheartant over posting stuff here, we have many to discuss, but every time we begin writing we have a dendron and neuron overload, due to too much information flowing though our white cells and produced by grey cells. But this post should sum up those "very important and essential, but not too important for their own post".
Firstly, some of you communist, and capitalist who bother to read, may notice a series of post in the column of free expression. This is mainly due to an immaturity of one female whom abuse the rights of free expression and alluring 'anonimity' in internet. This oestrogen-filled cretin started to not only deface the column in the holiest and most patriotic site in the internet, but also in scores of other sites, most notably in the Epitome of Social Degredation and United We Stand Nigga Party websites.
But unfortunately this creature has bitten of more than she could chew, she insulted a particular race and belief system to Dru of United We Stand Nigga Party, a party spokesman whom would hold the rank similar to Generalismo in our Communist society. This ignorant pig forgot that with her comments, her IP adress has been left. Party Spokesman Dru reported the wimp to relevant authorities, waiting for the hammer of justice to fall upon her.
The High Marshall have helped Party Spokesman Dru by finding statues to charge such a filthy criminal. But the sins of that pig knows no bounds. Not only did the bigot insulted many blogs, she did so in the comfort of an unsuspecting victim! The victim, whom goes by the name of Khalil, overheard the investigations going on and realised that the IP adress will be traced to him. Khalil was forced to make contact with Party Spokesman Dru, apologising on her behalf. Dru agreed to drop the charges, to protect the seemingly innocent Khalil from being smitten. Yours truly has made efforts to contact that pig herself. She was scared, but not apologetic. However, most importantly, the fear of getting owned has certainly kept her away.
Some of you may have noted why the porlitubo has not taken action against Khalil. As in the previous case, Khalil is guilty of allowing an internet predator to terrorise many through his internet connections. You're own belongings are you're own responsibility. There are even conspiracy theories that those messages was instigated by Khalil himself. But whatever the matter, a partial socially-ineplitude organism, whom has used this ability against his Project Work group, who was forced to call Party Spokesman Dru and beg for his forgiveness is punishment itself.
We hope you modern 'feminist' are reading this. It was amusing to see people such as you parading with equal rights but at the same time blaming men for unequal rights and injecting stupidity in the human gene pool, but chauvanistic females have been shown to exist and many of them are behaving poorly. Until you have shown some maturity, do not bother to reply to this post.
The porlitubo is getting disheartant over posting stuff here, we have many to discuss, but every time we begin writing we have a dendron and neuron overload, due to too much information flowing though our white cells and produced by grey cells. But this post should sum up those "very important and essential, but not too important for their own post".
Firstly, some of you communist, and capitalist who bother to read, may notice a series of post in the column of free expression. This is mainly due to an immaturity of one female whom abuse the rights of free expression and alluring 'anonimity' in internet. This oestrogen-filled cretin started to not only deface the column in the holiest and most patriotic site in the internet, but also in scores of other sites, most notably in the Epitome of Social Degredation and United We Stand Nigga Party websites.
But unfortunately this creature has bitten of more than she could chew, she insulted a particular race and belief system to Dru of United We Stand Nigga Party, a party spokesman whom would hold the rank similar to Generalismo in our Communist society. This ignorant pig forgot that with her comments, her IP adress has been left. Party Spokesman Dru reported the wimp to relevant authorities, waiting for the hammer of justice to fall upon her.
The High Marshall have helped Party Spokesman Dru by finding statues to charge such a filthy criminal. But the sins of that pig knows no bounds. Not only did the bigot insulted many blogs, she did so in the comfort of an unsuspecting victim! The victim, whom goes by the name of Khalil, overheard the investigations going on and realised that the IP adress will be traced to him. Khalil was forced to make contact with Party Spokesman Dru, apologising on her behalf. Dru agreed to drop the charges, to protect the seemingly innocent Khalil from being smitten. Yours truly has made efforts to contact that pig herself. She was scared, but not apologetic. However, most importantly, the fear of getting owned has certainly kept her away.
Some of you may have noted why the porlitubo has not taken action against Khalil. As in the previous case, Khalil is guilty of allowing an internet predator to terrorise many through his internet connections. You're own belongings are you're own responsibility. There are even conspiracy theories that those messages was instigated by Khalil himself. But whatever the matter, a partial socially-ineplitude organism, whom has used this ability against his Project Work group, who was forced to call Party Spokesman Dru and beg for his forgiveness is punishment itself.
We hope you modern 'feminist' are reading this. It was amusing to see people such as you parading with equal rights but at the same time blaming men for unequal rights and injecting stupidity in the human gene pool, but chauvanistic females have been shown to exist and many of them are behaving poorly. Until you have shown some maturity, do not bother to reply to this post.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
The Battle for Economics Classroom
Like many of you revolutionaries know, we often hear the degredation of citizens under capitalist opression. What is particularly alarming is the degredation of behaviour and increasing rudeness among the younger generation. Just draw the dots... what will be of the future of society!?!!
Apparantly, DPR12S and the roving bands of 0712C was entertained to such a scene, involving a member of 0712C, Teo Wai Kit, or classified by porlitubo as "Society of Collective Laziness".
As infered from the title, this spat of rudeness took place during Economics class, between himself and the honoured economics teacher, Miss Wong. This battle can be broken down into 4 categories: Initial Sorties, First Wave, Second Wave, and aftermath. The porlitubo have prepared a map to show how the battle took place.
Initial sorties: Miss Wong arrived at the classroom. Immediately, Wai Kit set a bad impression, not wearing the collar pin for the umpteenth time. And, also for the umpteenth, he is sent downstairs to purchase another one. However, during Wai Kit's absence, the seeds for the next conflict has been found and sowed.
First Wave: An essay that was written by Wai Kit was found to be very sloppy and tardy. When Wai Kit returned, he was informed that the essay will not be accepted. Immediately, Wai Kit launches a all out frontal offensive directly at Miss Wong. However, Miss Wong's defences not only held but also repelled Wai Kit's lack of intelligience attack, forcing Wai Kit to return back to his essay. Halfway retreating, Wai Kit swore and made hand gestures. These were detected by Miss Wong but in the matter of efficiency she held her position and left Wai Kit unmolested.
Second Wave: Miss Wong began with patrolling the class. Her route is planned so as to approach Wai Kit's position from 8 o'clock. As expected, Wai Kit's lack of preparation for the lesson was noticed. Immediately, the patrolled opened to a front, whereby Miss Wong struck a blow from the back. BAM!!! Wai Kit was forced of his position and sent packing off unceromoniously from the classroom. Miss Wong 1, Wai Kit 0.
Aftermath: Now outside the classroom, he is being taunted by Miss Wong as Wai Kit perched on the window. Every of her word is a damaging blow. Finally Wai Kit was given a choice, redo the essay either at his current position or at the sanctum of knowledge. Unfortunately, he could not even answer this question. Instead he bombarded with more rudeness through asking Miss Wong to "pick for me" as "you are the one who give me the choices". That bastard, many of such people do not realise that a choice is a privleage, not a right. He them continued to perch on the window, pretending to do the essay. He then dissappeared from view, but not from the ears of DPR12S. Their intelligience informed that Wai Kit simply hid in the staircase and fell asleep.
As for the percentage of cupability, Wai Kit 100% Miss Wong 0%. This entire issue has been instigated by Wai Kit himself, by his attitude and by is rudeness. He shows lack of remorse and most likely did not pass up his essay. Idiot.
Apparantly, DPR12S and the roving bands of 0712C was entertained to such a scene, involving a member of 0712C, Teo Wai Kit, or classified by porlitubo as "Society of Collective Laziness".
As infered from the title, this spat of rudeness took place during Economics class, between himself and the honoured economics teacher, Miss Wong. This battle can be broken down into 4 categories: Initial Sorties, First Wave, Second Wave, and aftermath. The porlitubo have prepared a map to show how the battle took place.
Initial sorties: Miss Wong arrived at the classroom. Immediately, Wai Kit set a bad impression, not wearing the collar pin for the umpteenth time. And, also for the umpteenth, he is sent downstairs to purchase another one. However, during Wai Kit's absence, the seeds for the next conflict has been found and sowed.
First Wave: An essay that was written by Wai Kit was found to be very sloppy and tardy. When Wai Kit returned, he was informed that the essay will not be accepted. Immediately, Wai Kit launches a all out frontal offensive directly at Miss Wong. However, Miss Wong's defences not only held but also repelled Wai Kit's lack of intelligience attack, forcing Wai Kit to return back to his essay. Halfway retreating, Wai Kit swore and made hand gestures. These were detected by Miss Wong but in the matter of efficiency she held her position and left Wai Kit unmolested.
Second Wave: Miss Wong began with patrolling the class. Her route is planned so as to approach Wai Kit's position from 8 o'clock. As expected, Wai Kit's lack of preparation for the lesson was noticed. Immediately, the patrolled opened to a front, whereby Miss Wong struck a blow from the back. BAM!!! Wai Kit was forced of his position and sent packing off unceromoniously from the classroom. Miss Wong 1, Wai Kit 0.
Aftermath: Now outside the classroom, he is being taunted by Miss Wong as Wai Kit perched on the window. Every of her word is a damaging blow. Finally Wai Kit was given a choice, redo the essay either at his current position or at the sanctum of knowledge. Unfortunately, he could not even answer this question. Instead he bombarded with more rudeness through asking Miss Wong to "pick for me" as "you are the one who give me the choices". That bastard, many of such people do not realise that a choice is a privleage, not a right. He them continued to perch on the window, pretending to do the essay. He then dissappeared from view, but not from the ears of DPR12S. Their intelligience informed that Wai Kit simply hid in the staircase and fell asleep.
As for the percentage of cupability, Wai Kit 100% Miss Wong 0%. This entire issue has been instigated by Wai Kit himself, by his attitude and by is rudeness. He shows lack of remorse and most likely did not pass up his essay. Idiot.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
A... urm... sight...
... enough said...
Just when we are returning back to home base after a session in the temple of learning, the convoy of yours truly and capitalist human shields encounter a de jure exercising area but de facto playground. Suddenly, as if obtaining a steal of time to be a child again, my human shields begin extracting pleasure and enjoyment from the machines positioned on the grounds. There they go... here and there, climbing this and that...
Apparantly shocked at the lack of decency and akward looks by many passing by, I stood shocked, thinking nothing could get worse...
... unfortunately Murphy's Law has the uncanny ability to infiltrate every situation...
All of a sudden... our dear friend Chandru, holding a position comparable to Generalissmo in United We Stand Nigga Party, begins to climb a monkey bar. Hell, this led him to akward positions with his glutamus maximus always pointed outwars. I wished i took a video of it...
... or maybe not... I might get tramautised by this sight...
Just when we are returning back to home base after a session in the temple of learning, the convoy of yours truly and capitalist human shields encounter a de jure exercising area but de facto playground. Suddenly, as if obtaining a steal of time to be a child again, my human shields begin extracting pleasure and enjoyment from the machines positioned on the grounds. There they go... here and there, climbing this and that...
Apparantly shocked at the lack of decency and akward looks by many passing by, I stood shocked, thinking nothing could get worse...
... unfortunately Murphy's Law has the uncanny ability to infiltrate every situation...
All of a sudden... our dear friend Chandru, holding a position comparable to Generalissmo in United We Stand Nigga Party, begins to climb a monkey bar. Hell, this led him to akward positions with his glutamus maximus always pointed outwars. I wished i took a video of it...
... or maybe not... I might get tramautised by this sight...
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
A Minor Reflection of Porlitubo's Activities
So again comes the dreaded... I mean long awaited 10 year congress... except its 1 month this time. Its just crazy... in just 1 month, a multitude of posts has been released for public viewing. Mind you, they aren't just posts, they are QUALITY POST THAT ARE SPOKEN HIGHLY OF by the porlitubo. The effectiveness of this socialist rallying point is undebatable, a sizable force of revolutionaries have been contacted and we are ready to CHANGE THE WORLD... after we have our rest (essential for good health is it not?)
So... expect more post for months to come. The porlitubo will contine to inform you, both proletriats and burgeouis, who bother to listen. As of now signing off...
Marshall MABR
General Secetary of Last Communist Stronghold
High Marshall (formerly Generalismo) of Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series
Thought of the day: The lower and longer one bows, the harder it is for one to stand straight again
So... expect more post for months to come. The porlitubo will contine to inform you, both proletriats and burgeouis, who bother to listen. As of now signing off...
Marshall MABR
General Secetary of Last Communist Stronghold
High Marshall (formerly Generalismo) of Democratic People's Republic of 12 Series
Thought of the day: The lower and longer one bows, the harder it is for one to stand straight again
Monday, April 7, 2008
Do Not Just Sit There And Absorb Everything Mindlessly You Cretins
Time and time again the revolutionaries and society (or those who bother) are entertained with the general stupidity of capitalist society. Time and time again we are forsed to look at degenerate apes listening to anti-society and anti-progressive trash and bemocing more enslaved to it by the minute. No one of them bothers to listen to what is in the lyrics, they just follow the crowd (which is usually started by burgeouis). No wonder society is experiencing such a rate of social degredation.
So, the moral is to be discerning, read the freaking lyrics and make sure that your source of subliminal propaganda is what you want. No more feminist songs and desires to have sex (both of which is in most songs), no more 'lovesongs', 'toes and nose', 'beautiful girls', 'lets dance' or whatever of such faeces. Music has always been creating the mood, and always well used in communist countries. Here are the top 3 listed by porlitubo:
3) 'Weird Al'
Oh yeah, this guy really knows how to poke holes at everyone. Not only is his every creation a work of art (albeit not all are good pieces of art though), some of them pokes holes at how stupid the songs are, such as unnaturally long pauses and unneeded use of profanity. Hell, some of the songs are even better than the original creation... good job.
2) Sonata Arctica
Maybe its a good reason Asia is rather alienated from them, if they are allowed to perform he they will immediately overwhelm the stupid singers here who has absolutely no singing talent but frequently strip to expose their sillicon enhanced breast or fake abs. Heck, Asians do not know what they are missing out. Classics like My Land, and extremely nationalistic song that chronicles the quest of retaking your own country, Kingdom of a Heart and many more. Sonata Arctica does not focus much on feminism ideals and having sex, even their most 'suggestive' song, My Selene, is focused on finding the 'Selene' and not what to do with it/her after 'Selene' is found. Even better 'Selene' could even be a personification of anything, freedom of a country, excellent A level results, or anything else. Chuck those 'non-singing' singers, Sonata Arctica is like Chuck Norris compared to them.
1) Manowar
YEAH!!!! One of the only bands I ever heard that focus on war and Norse mythology. Feminist and nymphocyte who try to lisen to Manowar and expect their crap will be dissapointed. BAM!!! Manowar 1, freaks of nature 0. Just that simple. In fact, just listen to their freaking lyrics, its awesome. Just two of the songs, Warriors of the World (not the album) and Hands of Doom is strong enough to chew and spit out all the songs that is not on this list. Grow up, young facist. Manowar will come to your house and wreck your lives.
Others deserving mention:
- Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin
- Dr Bombay
- Send me an Angel by Scorpions
Yes capitalist, your priveledge of corrupting young minds are over. Bwahahahaha!!!
So, the moral is to be discerning, read the freaking lyrics and make sure that your source of subliminal propaganda is what you want. No more feminist songs and desires to have sex (both of which is in most songs), no more 'lovesongs', 'toes and nose', 'beautiful girls', 'lets dance' or whatever of such faeces. Music has always been creating the mood, and always well used in communist countries. Here are the top 3 listed by porlitubo:
3) 'Weird Al'
Oh yeah, this guy really knows how to poke holes at everyone. Not only is his every creation a work of art (albeit not all are good pieces of art though), some of them pokes holes at how stupid the songs are, such as unnaturally long pauses and unneeded use of profanity. Hell, some of the songs are even better than the original creation... good job.
2) Sonata Arctica
Maybe its a good reason Asia is rather alienated from them, if they are allowed to perform he they will immediately overwhelm the stupid singers here who has absolutely no singing talent but frequently strip to expose their sillicon enhanced breast or fake abs. Heck, Asians do not know what they are missing out. Classics like My Land, and extremely nationalistic song that chronicles the quest of retaking your own country, Kingdom of a Heart and many more. Sonata Arctica does not focus much on feminism ideals and having sex, even their most 'suggestive' song, My Selene, is focused on finding the 'Selene' and not what to do with it/her after 'Selene' is found. Even better 'Selene' could even be a personification of anything, freedom of a country, excellent A level results, or anything else. Chuck those 'non-singing' singers, Sonata Arctica is like Chuck Norris compared to them.
1) Manowar
YEAH!!!! One of the only bands I ever heard that focus on war and Norse mythology. Feminist and nymphocyte who try to lisen to Manowar and expect their crap will be dissapointed. BAM!!! Manowar 1, freaks of nature 0. Just that simple. In fact, just listen to their freaking lyrics, its awesome. Just two of the songs, Warriors of the World (not the album) and Hands of Doom is strong enough to chew and spit out all the songs that is not on this list. Grow up, young facist. Manowar will come to your house and wreck your lives.
Others deserving mention:
- Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin
- Dr Bombay
- Send me an Angel by Scorpions
Yes capitalist, your priveledge of corrupting young minds are over. Bwahahahaha!!!
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Use that Brain of Yours Capitalist Scum...
This just completely baffles the porlitubo. It is widely known that capitalist are very quick to capitalise upon anything, but for the recent past few years the party has yet to see them use their grey and white matter contained within their cranium. They often go around, 'preaching' the false goodness of capitalism while attacking communism without even using any intelligience or observations. Hell, almost everytime they did not even notice what they are sprewing out of their mouths; what they say did not even make any sense...
Almost all of their befouling actually begins with the same rhetorics that is copied from a textbook made by capitalist. This is how almost all off the conversations go:
Capitalist: Why are you so supportive of communism?
MABR: Duh, its a much better system than democracy and capitalism.
Capitalist: (trying to look smart) Actually its not feasible, people are all greedy and the communist system will not work.
MABR: But by saying so you are assuming that everyone could not break the Socio-Darwinism cycle and not sacrifice initially for the greater good of society.
Capitalist: (scratches head) Erms... I do not know what you are talking about...
Then shut up you retards. So far I have to endure at least 5 of such conversations which always goes exactly the same and all arguments are copied exactly from the same text. One of them went even further, he insulted our brothers from DPR12S, saying that the nation would soon collaspe. Well here is the punch line, it never has and never will. However, he fails to notice that DPR12S would owned his country in just seconds. In order to prevent such embarrasment, the generalismo of DPR12S just decided to leave him and his deluded mind alone.
Just to set the record straight, communism is much more efficient that capitalism. Period. Just look at CCCP, China and North Korea, their growth rates are exponential compared to capitalist countries. Capitalist only knows how to nitpick at small detail.
Almost all of their befouling actually begins with the same rhetorics that is copied from a textbook made by capitalist. This is how almost all off the conversations go:
Capitalist: Why are you so supportive of communism?
MABR: Duh, its a much better system than democracy and capitalism.
Capitalist: (trying to look smart) Actually its not feasible, people are all greedy and the communist system will not work.
MABR: But by saying so you are assuming that everyone could not break the Socio-Darwinism cycle and not sacrifice initially for the greater good of society.
Capitalist: (scratches head) Erms... I do not know what you are talking about...
Then shut up you retards. So far I have to endure at least 5 of such conversations which always goes exactly the same and all arguments are copied exactly from the same text. One of them went even further, he insulted our brothers from DPR12S, saying that the nation would soon collaspe. Well here is the punch line, it never has and never will. However, he fails to notice that DPR12S would owned his country in just seconds. In order to prevent such embarrasment, the generalismo of DPR12S just decided to leave him and his deluded mind alone.
Just to set the record straight, communism is much more efficient that capitalism. Period. Just look at CCCP, China and North Korea, their growth rates are exponential compared to capitalist countries. Capitalist only knows how to nitpick at small detail.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
One More Word From Those Feminist...
As you all (communist and capitalist) know that the Singapore government just had a cabinet reshuffling. Most of the attention in the gov... I mean national newspaper had the attention directed towards the Law Minister post. However, there was a section that catches my eye, a column that lacks the intensity of propaganda...
... once again, childish behaviour displayed by modern feminist made it into daily servings of national inspiration...
Do not get me wrong, the feminist movement that I am discussing now is not those of the Marxian or 1950s feminist, those were of noble cause that wish to free oppressed women. This 'movement' that I am refering to are the 1990s, capitalist feminist, those whom have nothing better to do but bitch about how unfair their life is, but their real motto is how to get the upper hand in this 2 sex species and paint a bad image (mostly lies and deceit) on men.
This time, these cretins have nothing better to do but to bitch about how 'unfair' the current cabinet is... that it lacks their so-called 'required' number of female ministers to keep them satiated. This just boils the porlitubo once again...
The Singapore government and us may not see eye to eye and have the same ideology, we doubt that we vote for them. However, we do share one thing in common, we need to do our job the best we can. To get this done, we need the best Ministers, MPs and such...
Apparantly the modern feminist do not get the entire idea of a minister. He or she literally controlls the entire department and the future of the country. It is a post that is only awarded to the one who gives the most service, determination and skill to the certain ministry. It is not an eay job, that is why not everyone can be a Minister. Should a woman be better in giving the most service, determination and skill to the certain ministry, she would certainly get the job (it is a meritocracy society). Unfortunately, that is not the case as there seem to lack females who gives the most service, determination and skill to the certain ministry, and hence could not make the cut.
So, feminist, try to incoporate intelligent thought before making such comments. To ensure the best outcome for Singapore, the post has to be given to those with the best qualification, not gender issues.
... once again, childish behaviour displayed by modern feminist made it into daily servings of national inspiration...
Do not get me wrong, the feminist movement that I am discussing now is not those of the Marxian or 1950s feminist, those were of noble cause that wish to free oppressed women. This 'movement' that I am refering to are the 1990s, capitalist feminist, those whom have nothing better to do but bitch about how unfair their life is, but their real motto is how to get the upper hand in this 2 sex species and paint a bad image (mostly lies and deceit) on men.
This time, these cretins have nothing better to do but to bitch about how 'unfair' the current cabinet is... that it lacks their so-called 'required' number of female ministers to keep them satiated. This just boils the porlitubo once again...
The Singapore government and us may not see eye to eye and have the same ideology, we doubt that we vote for them. However, we do share one thing in common, we need to do our job the best we can. To get this done, we need the best Ministers, MPs and such...
Apparantly the modern feminist do not get the entire idea of a minister. He or she literally controlls the entire department and the future of the country. It is a post that is only awarded to the one who gives the most service, determination and skill to the certain ministry. It is not an eay job, that is why not everyone can be a Minister. Should a woman be better in giving the most service, determination and skill to the certain ministry, she would certainly get the job (it is a meritocracy society). Unfortunately, that is not the case as there seem to lack females who gives the most service, determination and skill to the certain ministry, and hence could not make the cut.
So, feminist, try to incoporate intelligent thought before making such comments. To ensure the best outcome for Singapore, the post has to be given to those with the best qualification, not gender issues.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
An International Best-Seller
Are you tired of reading nothing but mass produced stories from some factory in many obscure nations? Want a book which constains REAL life? Constantly ashamed of reading works of capitalism? Well wait no further...
Author MABR is reporting for duty revolutionaries...
His new book, entitled "Meng and Me", chronicles yours trully (Marshall MABR) being forced to spend time in school with one of the biggest human screw-ups that was ever seen in recorded history. To protect his/her privacy and to encourage you to read the book to find out his real name, (ok it more of the latter, the former is a lie...) an anagram of his name is:
Toe Kia Meng Myjim
The name just resonates with evil and capitalism. The sad truth is he teaches one of the most accepted science within communism itself, physics, but all things do have a silver lining, for he also teaches (and blunders) with the 3rd largest scam, Project Work (with the 1st and 2nd being General Paper and Physical Education respectively). Read all about how Marshall himself could last beyond human limits with a source of complete idiocricy.
So do read the book. Coming in months time.
(first post in 3rd person...)
Author MABR is reporting for duty revolutionaries...
His new book, entitled "Meng and Me", chronicles yours trully (Marshall MABR) being forced to spend time in school with one of the biggest human screw-ups that was ever seen in recorded history. To protect his/her privacy and to encourage you to read the book to find out his real name, (ok it more of the latter, the former is a lie...) an anagram of his name is:
Toe Kia Meng Myjim
The name just resonates with evil and capitalism. The sad truth is he teaches one of the most accepted science within communism itself, physics, but all things do have a silver lining, for he also teaches (and blunders) with the 3rd largest scam, Project Work (with the 1st and 2nd being General Paper and Physical Education respectively). Read all about how Marshall himself could last beyond human limits with a source of complete idiocricy.
So do read the book. Coming in months time.
(first post in 3rd person...)
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
As Life Gets Better, Life Gets More Interesting
-Adapted from Stalin (with modifications)
There has been some good news happening after all. Raul Castro had just became President of Cuba, kudos to him. He will lead Cuba to greater heights and possibly revive its ailing economy.
Also, kudos to Ma Ying-jeou becoming president. Though not a communist, he does deserve reconition as he and Kuomintang will bring much benefits to Taiwan's economy and create better ties with People's Republic of China. This is for the better of all parties. As an icing to the cake, the voice of Taiwan citizens not to join the UN has also been heard. Not only joining UN is determinial to society itself, Taiwan has carefully avoided any disputes with People's Republic of China.
It is true then, life do get more interesting...
There has been some good news happening after all. Raul Castro had just became President of Cuba, kudos to him. He will lead Cuba to greater heights and possibly revive its ailing economy.
Also, kudos to Ma Ying-jeou becoming president. Though not a communist, he does deserve reconition as he and Kuomintang will bring much benefits to Taiwan's economy and create better ties with People's Republic of China. This is for the better of all parties. As an icing to the cake, the voice of Taiwan citizens not to join the UN has also been heard. Not only joining UN is determinial to society itself, Taiwan has carefully avoided any disputes with People's Republic of China.
It is true then, life do get more interesting...
Hu and Wen are being too kind on the Tibetians
It seems that today, it is impossible for any good socialist to enjoy a sip of tea and read the newspaper without being bombarded with 'slandaring' on our more succesful revolutionary brothers (and sisters). North Korea, Cuba, Myanmar... but currently capitalist jackals have only one country in their view: China.
It seems that the 'world' media has nothing better to do but find ways to document China's fall, defective products, inedible food... but apparantly the new threat has come for inside China's borders itself...
...The Tibetians just got a bone to pick with Premier Wen and President Hu.
Every member of the porlitubo is just disgusted by the actions of such ruffians. And we could not express our discontent to how much lies those rioters are sprewing out from their mouths, creating enough bullshit to cover entire football fields.
The acts of terrorism happened not only in China but also in many other states, causing senseless distruption, damage and harm. It just began due to the biannual Love The Fatherland Day. The Tibetian protestors initially lament on being forced with government propaganda. This is just freaking stupid. EVERY GOVERNMENT IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY HAVE USED SOME FORM OF PROPAGANDA ON ITS CITIZENS. If those Tibetians realised, even the Dalai Lama are using propaganda on them. Everyone is bombarded with propaganda everytime and everywhere. If they do not like it than, too bad, they are in China anyway. Whats worse, propaganda is not that bad at all (to be explained in another post).
Then the Tibetians start marching into cities that they claim to participate in 'peaceful protests'. Well this is one os the stupidest make-up-stories that anyone have made so far. Tourist evacuating from Lhasa all speak of Tibetians overturning cars, burning private and public propertics, chaos, etc... How far can they lie? It is fine if they go protest or rally on the streets, once they start destroying property and performing acts of treason, they have crossed the line.
Every rioter in the street all agree that Chinese-Tibetian divide is one of the contributing factors for the social ostracism that is seen on the streets. However, with all the anti-China slogants they chant, do they even know thet the gap is going to get EVEN WORSE? It really ponders the socialist why many traitors rarely use their mass of grew and white matter. Its there for a reason you know...
And then there is the Dalai Lama. No effort to quelm the riots and apologise to China for the destruction caused by his people. Instead, within a few days the Dalai Lama was already lobbying with USA on what negative actions should be taken towards China. This is just ultimate treason, selling yourself and your people to capitalist interest.
Obviously Premier Wen and President Hu are not stupid. The moment they see the danger of this riots, the police and the military were mobilised. Certainly, with the might of PLA, the unplanned rioting was soon qualmed. But then, the Tibetians played dirty, they do what every feminist and women do when they lose, cry and bitch.
And so, many people around the world, without using a speck of intelligient thought, started sympathising with there society distrupters. The Tibetians started warping the truth from a protective China trying to defend others from the almost barbaric rioters to "big evil China trying to rape innocent Tibetians to oblivion." And so many retards fall for it. Tibetians really put Dubya's spin doctors to shame...
The Tibetians are really trying to tarnish China's image and hope to humiliate China by boycotting the Olympics. It just sickens when one thinks how much China has helped the Tibetians over the years and Tibetians being rude and disrespectful by wrecking the 'harmonious society' of China.
Seriously, Premier Wen and President Hu are too kind to the rioters. If I were them, this is what I would do:
1) Tell them to stop rioting or lose their citizenship. If rioting persisit, go to step 2
2) Warn them that as foreigners, China will retaliate at such acts of agression on the country. If agression persist, go to step 3
3) Unleash the entire PLA on the terrorists, fully annex Tibet as an ordinary state
China could not be more right in their actions, they are doing what is in their soverinity to protect themselves. The Tibetians have simply brought this upon themselves.
It seems that the 'world' media has nothing better to do but find ways to document China's fall, defective products, inedible food... but apparantly the new threat has come for inside China's borders itself...
...The Tibetians just got a bone to pick with Premier Wen and President Hu.
Every member of the porlitubo is just disgusted by the actions of such ruffians. And we could not express our discontent to how much lies those rioters are sprewing out from their mouths, creating enough bullshit to cover entire football fields.
The acts of terrorism happened not only in China but also in many other states, causing senseless distruption, damage and harm. It just began due to the biannual Love The Fatherland Day. The Tibetian protestors initially lament on being forced with government propaganda. This is just freaking stupid. EVERY GOVERNMENT IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY HAVE USED SOME FORM OF PROPAGANDA ON ITS CITIZENS. If those Tibetians realised, even the Dalai Lama are using propaganda on them. Everyone is bombarded with propaganda everytime and everywhere. If they do not like it than, too bad, they are in China anyway. Whats worse, propaganda is not that bad at all (to be explained in another post).
Then the Tibetians start marching into cities that they claim to participate in 'peaceful protests'. Well this is one os the stupidest make-up-stories that anyone have made so far. Tourist evacuating from Lhasa all speak of Tibetians overturning cars, burning private and public propertics, chaos, etc... How far can they lie? It is fine if they go protest or rally on the streets, once they start destroying property and performing acts of treason, they have crossed the line.
Every rioter in the street all agree that Chinese-Tibetian divide is one of the contributing factors for the social ostracism that is seen on the streets. However, with all the anti-China slogants they chant, do they even know thet the gap is going to get EVEN WORSE? It really ponders the socialist why many traitors rarely use their mass of grew and white matter. Its there for a reason you know...
And then there is the Dalai Lama. No effort to quelm the riots and apologise to China for the destruction caused by his people. Instead, within a few days the Dalai Lama was already lobbying with USA on what negative actions should be taken towards China. This is just ultimate treason, selling yourself and your people to capitalist interest.
Obviously Premier Wen and President Hu are not stupid. The moment they see the danger of this riots, the police and the military were mobilised. Certainly, with the might of PLA, the unplanned rioting was soon qualmed. But then, the Tibetians played dirty, they do what every feminist and women do when they lose, cry and bitch.
And so, many people around the world, without using a speck of intelligient thought, started sympathising with there society distrupters. The Tibetians started warping the truth from a protective China trying to defend others from the almost barbaric rioters to "big evil China trying to rape innocent Tibetians to oblivion." And so many retards fall for it. Tibetians really put Dubya's spin doctors to shame...
The Tibetians are really trying to tarnish China's image and hope to humiliate China by boycotting the Olympics. It just sickens when one thinks how much China has helped the Tibetians over the years and Tibetians being rude and disrespectful by wrecking the 'harmonious society' of China.
Seriously, Premier Wen and President Hu are too kind to the rioters. If I were them, this is what I would do:
1) Tell them to stop rioting or lose their citizenship. If rioting persisit, go to step 2
2) Warn them that as foreigners, China will retaliate at such acts of agression on the country. If agression persist, go to step 3
3) Unleash the entire PLA on the terrorists, fully annex Tibet as an ordinary state
China could not be more right in their actions, they are doing what is in their soverinity to protect themselves. The Tibetians have simply brought this upon themselves.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Asiasoft can take my passport and SHOVE IT
It has been some time before the porlitubo decide to post here. But today I have much to talk about, so expect a plethora of posts :)
Firstly lets begin with Asiasoft. Now this so called company that wishes to create 'friendship beyond frontiers' will not find much with the revolutionaries. Apparantly Asiasoft provides a certain so called passport where you can get accounts for games such as MapleStory. Well, the game certainly sucked and have an average interest similar to one that can find from hog faeces. I could have sworn I spend more time GETTING an Asiasoft 'passport' than playing the game.
...Oh about getting the passport....
I just could not understand the entire retarded system. Almost all other games, and all other gamescertainly providing more entertainment, use a much more simpler registration method where you actualy JUST register for an account. Multiple accounts, hey, "no shit", just delete them. It does not has the hassle of getting an Asiasoft 'passport'...
...Oh why do I refer to the 'passport' in inverted commas and the word Asiasoft always in front of it? Because 'passport' in my dictionary states:
PASSPORT, noun
1) an official government document certifying the holder's identity and citizenship and entitling them to travel abroad
2) (figurative) a thing that enable someone to acheive something
From the way the porlitubo sees it, there is no way an Asiasoft 'passport' qualify for any of that two above meanings. As such, I believe that Asiasoft wishes to invent a new definition of passport:
3) an excessive and stress intensifing, unnecessary account that forces [Asiasoft] 'passport' holders to play extremely overated games due to holders realising that they wasted a sizable portion of their lifespan creating the [Asiasoft] 'passport' and thus wold be tricked into wasting more of it with playing such games
More or less that covers it. To avoid confusion with other more meaningful passports, this passport shall be refered to as Asiasoft 'passport'. Now, back to 'bitching' about the registeration...
When I enter the page to register for an Asiasoft 'passport' the site that greeted me was to input my NRIC. The reason given to me are 'for contacting me when i win a prize'. Well excuse me, I do not believe that its worth for such overated game companies to search into my personal details through my NRIC, especially a foreign one. Such information is only for governments or at-least government-owned firms.
Next, it is stated that only I can use my own NRIC for one Asiasoft 'passport'. And what did the site told me? My NRIC was already used. I have NEVER, EVER created an Asiasoft 'passport' and this is apparantly due to some stupid classmate stealing the NRIC of students from the list. That does not really makes my blood boil. What does is, if the use of my own NRIC is so important, why did Asiasoft NOT have a section of their company dedicated to things such as stealing of NRIC to create Asiasoft 'passport' and a division to help people like me to get their Asiasoft 'passport' back? Apparantly, the lack of this service really questions their seriousness and credibility. All the more I do not want to give them my NRIC and have them snoop around with my data.
After that, deciding to still give a chance by using my father's NRIC, my father is now a proud owner of an Asiasoft 'passport'. The trick is to now figure out how to use it. It took one hour to find out what to do at Maplesea website and try to get an account in my father's Asiasoft 'passport' when the web page keeps on misdirecting. In terms of opportunity cost, I incur
1) unable to write a speech for the upcoming Communist Convention
2) unable to edit a chapter in my manifesto
If you capitalist dogs need an example that you know, here is one:
1) not having sex 120 times (intercourse time only counted)
2) unable to read a porn magazine till your lewd urges are sated
3) cannot eradicate your entire bank account, and multiplied by 3600 times
All this for an overated game. Yeesh...
So I thought it was all over. That was not. After a few years producing the mutant of a Maplesea, they could not help it but produse another opposite-of-pinnacle-of-human-acheivement, Cabalsea. So, trying to find out how lousy this game is, I have to get my father's Asiasoft 'passport'. As it turns out, my father's Asiasoft 'passport', the jewel of his collection, has been suspended. Again, why the hell did Asiasoft ban my father's freaking Asiasoft 'passport' with no reason given? I will choke to death if they told me my father's Asiasoft 'passport' is banned due to no use for so long. Hmm... makes me wonder, I do not remember government banning people passports when they do not travel out the country for 2 FREAKING YEARS?
Also, WHY THE HELL DID ASIASOFT BAN MY FATHER'S ACCOUNT AND NOT A SINGLE EMAIL OR POSTMAIL IS SENT TO NOTIFY THE BAN!!?! I seem to remember that it is by either Geneva or Hague convention that you have to declare war with another contry before invading them, and governments have to send court orders to defendants to charge them in court. Apparantly, if Asiasoft would like to send an entire SWAT or Gurkha strike force to my house, I doubt they will send as much as a tissue paper to my mailbox.
[/bitching] I feel a large load had just lifted off my chest...
Firstly lets begin with Asiasoft. Now this so called company that wishes to create 'friendship beyond frontiers' will not find much with the revolutionaries. Apparantly Asiasoft provides a certain so called passport where you can get accounts for games such as MapleStory. Well, the game certainly sucked and have an average interest similar to one that can find from hog faeces. I could have sworn I spend more time GETTING an Asiasoft 'passport' than playing the game.
...Oh about getting the passport....
I just could not understand the entire retarded system. Almost all other games, and all other gamescertainly providing more entertainment, use a much more simpler registration method where you actualy JUST register for an account. Multiple accounts, hey, "no shit", just delete them. It does not has the hassle of getting an Asiasoft 'passport'...
...Oh why do I refer to the 'passport' in inverted commas and the word Asiasoft always in front of it? Because 'passport' in my dictionary states:
PASSPORT, noun
1) an official government document certifying the holder's identity and citizenship and entitling them to travel abroad
2) (figurative) a thing that enable someone to acheive something
From the way the porlitubo sees it, there is no way an Asiasoft 'passport' qualify for any of that two above meanings. As such, I believe that Asiasoft wishes to invent a new definition of passport:
3) an excessive and stress intensifing, unnecessary account that forces [Asiasoft] 'passport' holders to play extremely overated games due to holders realising that they wasted a sizable portion of their lifespan creating the [Asiasoft] 'passport' and thus wold be tricked into wasting more of it with playing such games
More or less that covers it. To avoid confusion with other more meaningful passports, this passport shall be refered to as Asiasoft 'passport'. Now, back to 'bitching' about the registeration...
When I enter the page to register for an Asiasoft 'passport' the site that greeted me was to input my NRIC. The reason given to me are 'for contacting me when i win a prize'. Well excuse me, I do not believe that its worth for such overated game companies to search into my personal details through my NRIC, especially a foreign one. Such information is only for governments or at-least government-owned firms.
Next, it is stated that only I can use my own NRIC for one Asiasoft 'passport'. And what did the site told me? My NRIC was already used. I have NEVER, EVER created an Asiasoft 'passport' and this is apparantly due to some stupid classmate stealing the NRIC of students from the list. That does not really makes my blood boil. What does is, if the use of my own NRIC is so important, why did Asiasoft NOT have a section of their company dedicated to things such as stealing of NRIC to create Asiasoft 'passport' and a division to help people like me to get their Asiasoft 'passport' back? Apparantly, the lack of this service really questions their seriousness and credibility. All the more I do not want to give them my NRIC and have them snoop around with my data.
After that, deciding to still give a chance by using my father's NRIC, my father is now a proud owner of an Asiasoft 'passport'. The trick is to now figure out how to use it. It took one hour to find out what to do at Maplesea website and try to get an account in my father's Asiasoft 'passport' when the web page keeps on misdirecting. In terms of opportunity cost, I incur
1) unable to write a speech for the upcoming Communist Convention
2) unable to edit a chapter in my manifesto
If you capitalist dogs need an example that you know, here is one:
1) not having sex 120 times (intercourse time only counted)
2) unable to read a porn magazine till your lewd urges are sated
3) cannot eradicate your entire bank account, and multiplied by 3600 times
All this for an overated game. Yeesh...
So I thought it was all over. That was not. After a few years producing the mutant of a Maplesea, they could not help it but produse another opposite-of-pinnacle-of-human-acheivement, Cabalsea. So, trying to find out how lousy this game is, I have to get my father's Asiasoft 'passport'. As it turns out, my father's Asiasoft 'passport', the jewel of his collection, has been suspended. Again, why the hell did Asiasoft ban my father's freaking Asiasoft 'passport' with no reason given? I will choke to death if they told me my father's Asiasoft 'passport' is banned due to no use for so long. Hmm... makes me wonder, I do not remember government banning people passports when they do not travel out the country for 2 FREAKING YEARS?
Also, WHY THE HELL DID ASIASOFT BAN MY FATHER'S ACCOUNT AND NOT A SINGLE EMAIL OR POSTMAIL IS SENT TO NOTIFY THE BAN!!?! I seem to remember that it is by either Geneva or Hague convention that you have to declare war with another contry before invading them, and governments have to send court orders to defendants to charge them in court. Apparantly, if Asiasoft would like to send an entire SWAT or Gurkha strike force to my house, I doubt they will send as much as a tissue paper to my mailbox.
[/bitching] I feel a large load had just lifted off my chest...
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Malaysian Elections 2008
Yeah, now is the time to tone down on rhetorics and philosophy, and turn to more current issues.
Maybe let's start with some politics (yay, what this blog is SUPPOSED to do).
Just some time ago in a country called Malaysia, sentiments were high among his people. Whether its the BERSIH rallies, HINRAF riots or 'lack-of-thought-and-effort-and-public-opinion' policies,the good ol Pak Lah decided to hold an election. Yay,
...just the best time to do it.
And so extremely confident UMNO, MCA, MIC, and the rest of the Barisan National entered the elections, but then face one of the worst massacare the BN has everseen.
Too bad MCP is not running, and all of you should have seen Pak Lah and deputy faces during press conference...
Time to start looking at it analytically. Malaysia politics may be seen as the new trend of 'one-party-democracy' (not very far from communist system at all), though it is not as prevalent and extreme as the one in Singapore. Well, in more liberal democratic political scenes, usually a party losses if the opposition is popular or the party itself has become unpopular. As for single party democracies, only the latter applies (or is much more important than the former).
To put it blantly, UMNO, MCA, MIC, Gerakan and such screwed up.
Maybe is not as bad as Gorbachev screwing up USSR politics, but still a pretty bad screw-up.
So its one thing to know how you lost, but another to know why?
Opinions differ at this point, but everyone can point to the disgruntment of Malaysians, both Malays and non-Malays. People point to corruption, NEP, idiotic and humiliating MPs and Ministers, BN losing touch with citizens, yada yada... This issues should have been blantly obvious to BN. It dosen't really that much thought for an ordinary person, and even less by any accomplished socialist, to realised that such things WILL bring the downfall of the coalision. Now, it seems BN is relying heavily on the votebank in Eastern Peninsular.
BN must make amends to the Malaysian people... This experience is a testament to all on the dangers of losing touch with the people...
"I am always ready to learn although I do not always like to be thought" -Winston Churchill
(note to porlitubo: find Communist quotes next time)
Maybe let's start with some politics (yay, what this blog is SUPPOSED to do).
Just some time ago in a country called Malaysia, sentiments were high among his people. Whether its the BERSIH rallies, HINRAF riots or 'lack-of-thought-and-effort-and-public-opinion' policies,the good ol Pak Lah decided to hold an election. Yay,
...just the best time to do it.
And so extremely confident UMNO, MCA, MIC, and the rest of the Barisan National entered the elections, but then face one of the worst massacare the BN has everseen.
Too bad MCP is not running, and all of you should have seen Pak Lah and deputy faces during press conference...
Time to start looking at it analytically. Malaysia politics may be seen as the new trend of 'one-party-democracy' (not very far from communist system at all), though it is not as prevalent and extreme as the one in Singapore. Well, in more liberal democratic political scenes, usually a party losses if the opposition is popular or the party itself has become unpopular. As for single party democracies, only the latter applies (or is much more important than the former).
To put it blantly, UMNO, MCA, MIC, Gerakan and such screwed up.
Maybe is not as bad as Gorbachev screwing up USSR politics, but still a pretty bad screw-up.
So its one thing to know how you lost, but another to know why?
Opinions differ at this point, but everyone can point to the disgruntment of Malaysians, both Malays and non-Malays. People point to corruption, NEP, idiotic and humiliating MPs and Ministers, BN losing touch with citizens, yada yada... This issues should have been blantly obvious to BN. It dosen't really that much thought for an ordinary person, and even less by any accomplished socialist, to realised that such things WILL bring the downfall of the coalision. Now, it seems BN is relying heavily on the votebank in Eastern Peninsular.
BN must make amends to the Malaysian people... This experience is a testament to all on the dangers of losing touch with the people...
"I am always ready to learn although I do not always like to be thought" -Winston Churchill
(note to porlitubo: find Communist quotes next time)
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Do You Know What Can Make All Our Activities Better!?!!
...criticism
I'm just watching again and again governments (and everyone else) attacking those whom just say that their activities just don't work. Well that just snaps all of the porlitubo members...
In fact this even shakes the very foundation of communism itself. Karl Marx himself said that change can only come about by conflict. Well, how do you expect to do all those that you propose when you are just sitting on your lazy bottom you retards?
Just imagine a world without criticism. Everyone sitting on their golden toilet bowl and hurling human waste at each other. No one gives a damn about the degration that they perform...
... well we, for one, I am going to help everyone, whether socialist or not. Starting today, when my bullshit detector explodes, be sure to accept harsh criticism, no matter how much of a tin god you are.
So... shut up and cry...
I'm just watching again and again governments (and everyone else) attacking those whom just say that their activities just don't work. Well that just snaps all of the porlitubo members...
In fact this even shakes the very foundation of communism itself. Karl Marx himself said that change can only come about by conflict. Well, how do you expect to do all those that you propose when you are just sitting on your lazy bottom you retards?
Just imagine a world without criticism. Everyone sitting on their golden toilet bowl and hurling human waste at each other. No one gives a damn about the degration that they perform...
... well we, for one, I am going to help everyone, whether socialist or not. Starting today, when my bullshit detector explodes, be sure to accept harsh criticism, no matter how much of a tin god you are.
So... shut up and cry...
Great 10 Minutes Leap...
Apparantly some of you revolutionaries are aware of some changes in this information enlightenment website... (and those capitalist whom use a brain)
Information has been very slow as... things have been very slow (what, do you take us as some corrupt leeches?)
If you have noticed, there has been a new list of 'socially-acceptable' songs that are posted. So enjoy...
...or else
Now, back to how much we rule...
Information has been very slow as... things have been very slow (what, do you take us as some corrupt leeches?)
If you have noticed, there has been a new list of 'socially-acceptable' songs that are posted. So enjoy...
...or else
Now, back to how much we rule...
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Personal Responsibility...
The porlitubo seriously wonders if universal values do exist... well... universally among all of humanity. It seems that people of capitalist ideology are seriously lacking of it.
This post is directed to the one whom messaged me recently about the previous post. She complaint that I have accused her of humiliating DPR12S by pasting the 'dehumanisation' poster over the DPR12S only poster. She than not only denies that she did the act of treason... but she did what every cowardly capitalist would do...
...she points at another fellow capitalist and claim innocence.
Well... this moronic statement certainly made our blood boil, or as Maddox says "turns on my bullshit meter" Firstly, I have evidence from a friendly informant within the scene of the crime, not only stating that she did it, but other supporting details that prove its genuine.
Next... WHAT IN THE NAME OF LENIN DO YOU MEAN I DO NOT TAKE OWNERSHIP OF MY OWN POSTER!!?! This is just sends the meter skyrocketting. I am just shocked at this statement that I refuse to continue the coversation. If I just accept it, the 'accused' will simply give either an "off-the-shelf" apology or point at another serf of the rich. But none of this pointing buisness, its the thought of pointing it that angers and insult.
Just think about it retards, you come to class one day and find that your table is clean and others are defaced, where you told someone else to clean it, who in the world are the classmates are going to blame? As long as what activities related to you has negative externalities and is conducted by others , its still your fault dumbass, yours alone. As a responsible person (such as all communist) would either stop this activity or apologise to everyone affected and ... CORRECT IT.
JUst like the Chernobyl Reactor 4, the boss is asleep during the testing and after the meltdown he was aqquitted and punished. Why?
...he is in charge.
So you capitalist dogs... stop whining and blaming others. Gep up from your @$$ and stand on your own feet. Be responsible.
This post is directed to the one whom messaged me recently about the previous post. She complaint that I have accused her of humiliating DPR12S by pasting the 'dehumanisation' poster over the DPR12S only poster. She than not only denies that she did the act of treason... but she did what every cowardly capitalist would do...
...she points at another fellow capitalist and claim innocence.
Well... this moronic statement certainly made our blood boil, or as Maddox says "turns on my bullshit meter" Firstly, I have evidence from a friendly informant within the scene of the crime, not only stating that she did it, but other supporting details that prove its genuine.
Next... WHAT IN THE NAME OF LENIN DO YOU MEAN I DO NOT TAKE OWNERSHIP OF MY OWN POSTER!!?! This is just sends the meter skyrocketting. I am just shocked at this statement that I refuse to continue the coversation. If I just accept it, the 'accused' will simply give either an "off-the-shelf" apology or point at another serf of the rich. But none of this pointing buisness, its the thought of pointing it that angers and insult.
Just think about it retards, you come to class one day and find that your table is clean and others are defaced, where you told someone else to clean it, who in the world are the classmates are going to blame? As long as what activities related to you has negative externalities and is conducted by others , its still your fault dumbass, yours alone. As a responsible person (such as all communist) would either stop this activity or apologise to everyone affected and ... CORRECT IT.
JUst like the Chernobyl Reactor 4, the boss is asleep during the testing and after the meltdown he was aqquitted and punished. Why?
...he is in charge.
So you capitalist dogs... stop whining and blaming others. Gep up from your @$$ and stand on your own feet. Be responsible.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Official Release of Information
Unlike many corrupt governments worldwide,
the counter-attacking revolutionaries aim at 100% transparency,
just like what it was under CCCP, PRC and DPRK.
So, the patriots and revolutionaries are informed that a new manifesto and anthem are composed from the second this is article is released.
This is in line with the 'restructuring' of the communist system...
...pruning unproductive practices and ensuring a communist future brighter than before.
The patriots and revolutionaries will henceforth be informed of more information when appropriate and necessary.
the counter-attacking revolutionaries aim at 100% transparency,
just like what it was under CCCP, PRC and DPRK.
So, the patriots and revolutionaries are informed that a new manifesto and anthem are composed from the second this is article is released.
This is in line with the 'restructuring' of the communist system...
...pruning unproductive practices and ensuring a communist future brighter than before.
The patriots and revolutionaries will henceforth be informed of more information when appropriate and necessary.
A True Last Stand
As many of you communist infered...
(and any of those capitalist whom use your brains, if any)
I myself have to go to an SSEF competition to present not one but TWO projects
with two captitalist as meatshields
and what was the sight that greeted me...
The two booths COMPLETELY surrounded by booths from imperialistic HCI, NUSHS, VJC, and NJC...
... even one of the capitalist remarked
"don't get your hopes too high, we are just here for experience"
Yea right retard... haven't your money sense deluded your 'gentlemanliness'
(as u $ people call it?)
ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE communist will fight to our last drop of blood if we are in helpless and we will always stand our ground and not give an inch of our land . That is what I did...
... and im proud of it.
(and any of those capitalist whom use your brains, if any)
I myself have to go to an SSEF competition to present not one but TWO projects
with two captitalist as meatshields
and what was the sight that greeted me...
The two booths COMPLETELY surrounded by booths from imperialistic HCI, NUSHS, VJC, and NJC...
... even one of the capitalist remarked
"don't get your hopes too high, we are just here for experience"
Yea right retard... haven't your money sense deluded your 'gentlemanliness'
(as u $ people call it?)
ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE communist will fight to our last drop of blood if we are in helpless and we will always stand our ground and not give an inch of our land . That is what I did...
... and im proud of it.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Not on the Sinking Ship
Bloody Blogger, did not allow me to type my post
but, as a communist, I will not allow that to deter me...
I'm really tired of the stupidity that i'm seeing today
people who should be weeded out by Darwinism but survived due to the 'softness' of our social system...
Just taking about this makes my blood boil...
Hui Min pasting her crapped up poster on 'Animal Kindness' over DPR12S poster
(not only an insult but also an act of stupidity, there is so much space elsewhere and she just wanted it there)
People copying homework here and there... teachers not bothering to collect homework...
All teacher adoring (and possibly worshipping) the great enermy, she who insults ohters with the same name...
This just makes me wonder, how long can this capitalist system survive with such social degredation that is happening. This makes me proud to be a communist...
... at least i'm not on the sinking ship.
but, as a communist, I will not allow that to deter me...
I'm really tired of the stupidity that i'm seeing today
people who should be weeded out by Darwinism but survived due to the 'softness' of our social system...
Just taking about this makes my blood boil...
Hui Min pasting her crapped up poster on 'Animal Kindness' over DPR12S poster
(not only an insult but also an act of stupidity, there is so much space elsewhere and she just wanted it there)
People copying homework here and there... teachers not bothering to collect homework...
All teacher adoring (and possibly worshipping) the great enermy, she who insults ohters with the same name...
This just makes me wonder, how long can this capitalist system survive with such social degredation that is happening. This makes me proud to be a communist...
... at least i'm not on the sinking ship.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Day 1 of DPR12S...
A small sidetrack from general party activities,
(that does not mean you can slack trooper)
I am glad to announced that DPR12S has been marred with success
There has never been a more glorious day for our comrades in DPR12S
Their efficiency has surpassed pre-liberation levels
They need not dirty their hands in the affairs of their capitalist neighbours (those scums)
Needless to say, an eternal state has been set, and it will endure the waste of time
Our comrades here give our full support to the DPR12S
A toast to DPR12S, with whatever liquid is in your cup right now
(so long its not alcohol, an enermy of production)
Yes, and apparantly our intelligience service has picked up a lead
Apparently, some capitalist tried to read the post here...
BUT their restricted minds could not absorb the knowledge any communist could
mainly they were concentrating on the liberation of DPR12S
As a generous communist (hey we all are...)
We are allowing (in fact encouraging) capitalist to post on this article
DPR12S may be having another press conference soon
and it helps if your questions can be feedback to the DPR12S porlitubo as soon as possible...
(even though capitalist don't know how to be early...)
(that does not mean you can slack trooper)
I am glad to announced that DPR12S has been marred with success
There has never been a more glorious day for our comrades in DPR12S
Their efficiency has surpassed pre-liberation levels
They need not dirty their hands in the affairs of their capitalist neighbours (those scums)
Needless to say, an eternal state has been set, and it will endure the waste of time
Our comrades here give our full support to the DPR12S
A toast to DPR12S, with whatever liquid is in your cup right now
(so long its not alcohol, an enermy of production)
Yes, and apparantly our intelligience service has picked up a lead
Apparently, some capitalist tried to read the post here...
BUT their restricted minds could not absorb the knowledge any communist could
mainly they were concentrating on the liberation of DPR12S
As a generous communist (hey we all are...)
We are allowing (in fact encouraging) capitalist to post on this article
DPR12S may be having another press conference soon
and it helps if your questions can be feedback to the DPR12S porlitubo as soon as possible...
(even though capitalist don't know how to be early...)
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Rollcall...
Alright you young $%@#!! (i mean commies...)
I ask of you to be prepared.
After days of meticulous planning,
the hour approaches for a major event
An event so major,
that this is written
even though it is still classified
So its major, dont argue
That's why you must be prepared...
if its not so major, would I ask you to prepare?
'Cos you would, your'e a communist,
you prepare yourself for everything
But still be prepared (maybe more than usual)
Oh yes on other news,
another of our brothers are breaking away from the clutches of capitalism
they are willing to sacrifice gossip television and cheese fries for the glory of human race and its nurturing to its glorious future
As such, glory to DPR12S!!!ONE!ONE!!
I ask of you to be prepared.
After days of meticulous planning,
the hour approaches for a major event
An event so major,
that this is written
even though it is still classified
So its major, dont argue
That's why you must be prepared...
if its not so major, would I ask you to prepare?
'Cos you would, your'e a communist,
you prepare yourself for everything
But still be prepared (maybe more than usual)
Oh yes on other news,
another of our brothers are breaking away from the clutches of capitalism
they are willing to sacrifice gossip television and cheese fries for the glory of human race and its nurturing to its glorious future
As such, glory to DPR12S!!!ONE!ONE!!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Erms.. Apparently 5 Minutes Were Not Enough
No.. its not my clocks' fault
(it wasn't made by capitalist)
As a matter of fast the bastion was created on capitalist shores...
so those cockroachers swarm my base
No... not with armies (those cowards)
but with bandwith space...
So for many months... loading...
But, i still made it through...
Be sure to report back frequently, comrade...
The entire revolution depends on YOU!!!
(and we need someone to take out the trash...)
(it wasn't made by capitalist)
As a matter of fast the bastion was created on capitalist shores...
so those cockroachers swarm my base
No... not with armies (those cowards)
but with bandwith space...
So for many months... loading...
But, i still made it through...
Be sure to report back frequently, comrade...
The entire revolution depends on YOU!!!
(and we need someone to take out the trash...)
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