Asiasoft can take my passport and SHOVE IT

It has been some time before the porlitubo decide to post here. But today I have much to talk about, so expect a plethora of posts :)

Firstly lets begin with Asiasoft. Now this so called company that wishes to create 'friendship beyond frontiers' will not find much with the revolutionaries. Apparantly Asiasoft provides a certain so called passport where you can get accounts for games such as MapleStory. Well, the game certainly sucked and have an average interest similar to one that can find from hog faeces. I could have sworn I spend more time GETTING an Asiasoft 'passport' than playing the game.

...Oh about getting the passport....

I just could not understand the entire retarded system. Almost all other games, and all other gamescertainly providing more entertainment, use a much more simpler registration method where you actualy JUST register for an account. Multiple accounts, hey, "no shit", just delete them. It does not has the hassle of getting an Asiasoft 'passport'...

...Oh why do I refer to the 'passport' in inverted commas and the word Asiasoft always in front of it? Because 'passport' in my dictionary states:

PASSPORT, noun
1) an official government document certifying the holder's identity and citizenship and entitling them to travel abroad
2) (figurative) a thing that enable someone to acheive something

From the way the porlitubo sees it, there is no way an Asiasoft 'passport' qualify for any of that two above meanings. As such, I believe that Asiasoft wishes to invent a new definition of passport:

3) an excessive and stress intensifing, unnecessary account that forces [Asiasoft] 'passport' holders to play extremely overated games due to holders realising that they wasted a sizable portion of their lifespan creating the [Asiasoft] 'passport' and thus wold be tricked into wasting more of it with playing such games

More or less that covers it. To avoid confusion with other more meaningful passports, this passport shall be refered to as Asiasoft 'passport'. Now, back to 'bitching' about the registeration...

When I enter the page to register for an Asiasoft 'passport' the site that greeted me was to input my NRIC. The reason given to me are 'for contacting me when i win a prize'. Well excuse me, I do not believe that its worth for such overated game companies to search into my personal details through my NRIC, especially a foreign one. Such information is only for governments or at-least government-owned firms.

Next, it is stated that only I can use my own NRIC for one Asiasoft 'passport'. And what did the site told me? My NRIC was already used. I have NEVER, EVER created an Asiasoft 'passport' and this is apparantly due to some stupid classmate stealing the NRIC of students from the list. That does not really makes my blood boil. What does is, if the use of my own NRIC is so important, why did Asiasoft NOT have a section of their company dedicated to things such as stealing of NRIC to create Asiasoft 'passport' and a division to help people like me to get their Asiasoft 'passport' back? Apparantly, the lack of this service really questions their seriousness and credibility. All the more I do not want to give them my NRIC and have them snoop around with my data.

After that, deciding to still give a chance by using my father's NRIC, my father is now a proud owner of an Asiasoft 'passport'. The trick is to now figure out how to use it. It took one hour to find out what to do at Maplesea website and try to get an account in my father's Asiasoft 'passport' when the web page keeps on misdirecting. In terms of opportunity cost, I incur

1) unable to write a speech for the upcoming Communist Convention
2) unable to edit a chapter in my manifesto

If you capitalist dogs need an example that you know, here is one:

1) not having sex 120 times (intercourse time only counted)
2) unable to read a porn magazine till your lewd urges are sated
3) cannot eradicate your entire bank account, and multiplied by 3600 times

All this for an overated game. Yeesh...

So I thought it was all over. That was not. After a few years producing the mutant of a Maplesea, they could not help it but produse another opposite-of-pinnacle-of-human-acheivement, Cabalsea. So, trying to find out how lousy this game is, I have to get my father's Asiasoft 'passport'. As it turns out, my father's Asiasoft 'passport', the jewel of his collection, has been suspended. Again, why the hell did Asiasoft ban my father's freaking Asiasoft 'passport' with no reason given? I will choke to death if they told me my father's Asiasoft 'passport' is banned due to no use for so long. Hmm... makes me wonder, I do not remember government banning people passports when they do not travel out the country for 2 FREAKING YEARS?

Also, WHY THE HELL DID ASIASOFT BAN MY FATHER'S ACCOUNT AND NOT A SINGLE EMAIL OR POSTMAIL IS SENT TO NOTIFY THE BAN!!?! I seem to remember that it is by either Geneva or Hague convention that you have to declare war with another contry before invading them, and governments have to send court orders to defendants to charge them in court. Apparantly, if Asiasoft would like to send an entire SWAT or Gurkha strike force to my house, I doubt they will send as much as a tissue paper to my mailbox.

[/bitching] I feel a large load had just lifted off my chest...